How have you been a man today?

[alkemyst]

real men back up their pickup truck, wrap a chain around the gazebo, latch to the truck, and yank that sucker apart. Should only take 2 minutes!

A real man wouldn't have a fucking gazebo to begin with.

 

[alkemyst]

what did you use to stick?? Post - its? Two sided tape???

I was thinking it was a Playboy magazine and what was used to stick those pages together is scary.

 

[BikeJunkie]

I was thinking it was a Playboy magazine and what was used to stick those pages together is scary.

It's funny because you're talking about jizz

 

[alkemyst]

Today I fantasized about all the ass I would kick if the following happened:
- a drunk black person knocking on my door, asking for help, after causing a car accident
- a group of black teens playing loud music
- a group of black teens throwing eggs at my car
- a doctor coming at me with a vaccination needle
- a gang of homosexual* trying to ruin my marriage
- a woman raping me, getting pregnant, going to jail, being awarded custody of the child and then the courts holding accountable for child support
- a cop(s)/SWAT coming at me in my home. I would "take care of them" and then win the court case, since I am also a kick ass lawyer
- some whore liberal trying to make me rape her
- some government peon taking my guns
- Ukraine Communist Ninja Assassins being sent my Barak HUSSEIN Obama's buddy Putin, to kill me and take my white virgin daughter

So, while I fantasized of all these happening to me, and fantasizing about kicking ass when they happened (again, in my fantasies) - I am a man.



* Lesbians are OK though

You are indeed a racist and more...

Seriously this was a WTF post?!?

 

[alkemyst]

Alkemyst I think you forgot to respond to one of the posts.

* watches the terrier chase its tail *

You are speaking above your street cred grade, bro.

 

[zinfamous]

Got issues or what?

Never go full P&N

 

[alkemyst]

It's funny because you're talking about jizz

Sorry I am not as much a fan of thinking about jizz as you are.

 

[zinfamous]

A real man wouldn't have a fucking gazebo to begin with.

But kitten hotels in the backyard are approved?

:hmm:

 

[highland145]

Never go full P&N

QFT, I should report him escaped.

 

[alkemyst]

But kitten hotels in the backyard are approved?

:hmm:

I have a thing for pussy.

 

[BikeJunkie]

You are speaking above your street cred grade, bro.

Street cred grade? On a forum?

It would be so funny if it weren't so sad, Mr. 75k posts.

 

[alkemyst]

Street cred grade? On a forum?

It would be so funny if it weren't so sad, Mr. 75k posts.

lol, who is chasing their tails now.

Calm down bro, it's ok.

 

[zinfamous]

But kitten hotels in the backyard are approved?

:hmm:

I have a thing for pussy.

That's really creepy.

But, then again: Florida.

 

[BikeJunkie]

lol, who is chasing their tails now.

Calm down bro, it's ok.

Haha yeah I'm chasing my tail because I replied to your idiot comment. My bad!

 

[alkemyst]

Haha yeah I'm chasing my tail because I replied to your idiot comment. My bad!

No, because you took street cred so seriously and then brought post count in.

I am willing to bet you either have another account here and/or post much more on other forums.

It's ok bro, no one is going to get hurt.

 

[alkemyst]

That's really creepy.

But, then again: Florida.

Not all of us are strapping lumberjacks enjoying the company of other burly men to build and destroy gazebos in our spare time.

 

[LevelSea]

I have a thing for pussy.

I thought it was Horsey? Has she left you yet?

 

[alkemyst]

I thought it was Horsey? Has she left you yet?

Ahh a noob! So who else are you / were you here?

Anyhoo, women don't leave me; I decide when they are put out to pasture.

 

[LevelSea]

Ahh a noob! So who else are you / were you here?

Anyhoo, women don't leave me; I decide when they are put out to pasture.

 

[alkemyst]

wow, it's captain obvious.

 

[Thebobo]

We are manly men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CU1m57cRao

 

[BikeJunkie]

No, because you took street cred so seriously and then brought post count in.

I am willing to bet you either have another account here and/or post much more on other forums.

It's ok bro, no one is going to get hurt.

umadbra? You're the one going on about "street cred" on a fucking internet forum :biggrin:

 

[WelshBloke]

I did and still do everything this song describes....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQOMxz-O7Sc

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...



....

Pics of you in women's clothing?

Doesn't have to be in a bar.

 

[alkemyst]

umadbra? You're the one going on about "street cred" on a fucking internet forum :biggrin:

No, you were concerned about it.

Let it go, bro.

 

[raasco]

The testosterone is high in here.