How have you been a man today?

[Blackjack200]

I spit on some random dude at the corner of Epic and Awesome Street today. He almost said something about it but I beat him up before he could open his mouth.

Have you been in 500 fights bro?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Have you been in 500 fights bro?

No, only 499.

 

[alkemyst]

I spit on some random dude at the corner of Epic and Awesome Street today. He almost said something about it but I beat him up before he could open his mouth.

Seriously if that happened you'd be on the side of the road and your 'liter bike' rode off into the sunset with whatever chick was your favorite (if she was hot).

 

[alkemyst]

No, only 499.

Most guys figure out where the vagina is after only a couple times. You are trying for vagina right?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Most guys figure out where the vagina is after only a couple times. You are trying for vagina right?

That depends... what you got between your tutu? :sneaky:

 

[alkemyst]

That depends... what you got between your tutu? :sneaky:

nothing for a dude, enjoy liter bike rides.

 

[manimal]

I layed in bed all day watching Game of Thrones and Vikings catching up on both series. Been sick with the black plague and this is the first time in years since I have watched this much tv. Sucks it took being hospitalized a few days with the flu to do it.

also banged 4 nurses.

 

[alkemyst]

also banged 4 nurses.

Why leave your thumb out?

 

[zinfamous]

I called someone a homo on the internet.

 

[OCGuy]

Suddenly this thread has gone from me thinking I am entertaining to actual entertainment.

:biggrin:

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Seriously if that happened you'd be on the side of the road and your 'liter bike' rode off into the sunset with whatever chick was your favorite (if she was hot).

There is something fantastic about this post

 

[OCGuy]

I spit on some random dude at the corner of Epic and Awesome Street today. He almost said something about it but I beat him up before he could open his mouth.

oh snap

 

[linuxboy]

I don't make up crap at the end of my day on the internet.

kthx.

I understand if you prefer mornings or afternoons.

 

[MrScott81]

Background: Last week we had some really high winds that caused our gazebo to tip over which bent 2 of the legs and ripped a hole in the top. We decided since it was so old to just throw it away instead of replacing the costly top and fixing the legs.

Today I started taking out the nuts and bolts to disassemble it. Then I realized that this was going to take quite a while. So instead of messing around with it, I just beat the ever living shit out of it (partly with a sledgehammer, and partly with a regular hammer). It was awesome. And it only took about 20 minutes.

 

[Mixolydian]

Background: Last week we had some really high winds that caused our gazebo to tip over which bent 2 of the legs and ripped a hole in the top. We decided since it was so old to just throw it away instead of replacing the costly top and fixing the legs.

Today I started taking out the nuts and bolts to disassemble it. Then I realized that this was going to take quite a while. So instead of messing around with it, I just beat the ever living shit out of it (partly with a sledgehammer, and partly with a regular hammer). It was awesome. And it only took about 20 minutes.

pics?

 

[HeXen]

really guys? Well some of you are almost men. I on the other hand today drove a 4 speed dump truck, picked up a 90lb jackhammer and used it with one arm. Dumped the concrete I broke up with that one arm jackhammer usage at a filthy dump and I then helped pour some concrete and pulled 900 pair of copper phone through 4" PVC with 4..count them, FOUR 90 degree elbows.
I came home to an empty house, told my pit bull he was a good boy, then wanked one off on free pron site and took nothing for the pain i'm having in my elbow

Now then, who's man?

 

[WelshBloke]

I sat with a dying old lady who had no relatives and then came home and hugged my kids.

Now I'm drinking some good beer, just not in the bath.

 

[Mai72]

i walked into jail today just so I could beat inmates. I took on 10-20 I guess. I don't remember cause it happened so fast.

my fist is like lighting!

 

[*kjm]

Took the dog out and came back in the house and my wife was smiling ear to ear Asked her what was up and she started crying and said second one is on the way:thumbsup:

 

[WelshBloke]

Took the dog out and came back in the house and my wife was smiling ear to ear Asked her what was up and she started crying and said second one is on the way:thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

Edit: Get some sleep now!

 

[IronWing]

Took the dog out and came back in the house and my wife was smiling ear to ear Asked her what was up and she started crying and said second one is on the way:thumbsup:

All in a single dog walk? The man worked fast!




Congrats! :biggrin:

 

[JulesMaximus]

nothing for a dude, enjoy liter bike rides.

I'd try to come back at you but you really have given me nothing to work with bro...

You are neither epic nor awesome... :'(

Your Mom says hi though.

 

[Fritzo]

Took the dog out and came back in the house and my wife was smiling ear to ear Asked her what was up and she started crying and said second one is on the way:thumbsup:

Aw congrats man! You win the thread

 

[Paratus]

oh snap

 

[OCGuy]

Took the dog out and came back in the house and my wife was smiling ear to ear Asked her what was up and she started crying and said second one is on the way:thumbsup:

The second what? The second WHAT????

I can't take the suspense.