How have you been a man today?

[JulesMaximus]

Went to work
Drove my truck
Peed standing up
Smoked cigarettes

Just off the top of my head.

That's not manly... it's stupid.

 

[OCGuy]

Requesting more up your butt isn't usually requested in the circles of man.

The manliness of my sphincter is strong enough to keep out anything suspect, so I am offended that you would suggest otherwise. Superman wears ocguy pajamas.

Are we going to have to solve this with a good old fashioned shirts v skins wrastlin match, ladyboy?

 

[Mixolydian]

That's not manly... it's stupid.

No...it's manly.

 

[alkemyst]

I'd love to say what I did, but I can't.

 

[skyking]

Took a misstep, gashed my shin on a steel strongback. Did not cry like a little girl, kept working; peeled the bloody sock off and washed it when I got home.

 

[Ruptga]

I'd love to say what I did, but I can't.

Oh wait, wait, let me guess... you banged your mom.

 

[Mai72]

Let's see:

1. I had sex with about 5 women today.
2. Drank a 5th of Jack straight out of the bottle.
3. Smoked a carton of Marlboro
4. Got into a fight with a brown bear.

Is that man enough?

 

[Exterous]

I thought logically

 

[lozina]

I exfoliated my face
I showered three times using shampoo and 2 kinds of floral conditioners
I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair in front of the mirror
Another 5 minutes squeezing into my skinny jeans
Another 25 minutes deciding what shirt to wear

^--- Be surprised how many men these days are like that

 

[Howard]

I read this thread; it put hair on my palms.

That didn't come from just reading the thread.

 

[zinfamous]

Almost:



That negates the rest of it.

real men don't care about leaving the lights on. Just allows an opportunity to clutch start the vehicle, as only a real man would know how to do that.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Read a book to my daughter as she fell asleep in my arms.

 

[Fritzo]

The manliness of my sphincter is strong enough to keep out anything suspect, so I am offended that you would suggest otherwise. Superman wears ocguy pajamas.

Are we going to have to solve this with a good old fashioned shirts v skins wrastlin match, ladyboy?

So now you want me to take my shirt off? :hmm:

 

[linuxboy]

Snuggled baby goats to socialize them, lifted heavy things and put them down repeatedly, wrote some poetry, sent out invoices, put up insulation, ran an electrical line. Now time for steak, bacon, and eggs. Pretty good morning.

And, of course, manliest of all, posted in this thread.

Cheers !

 

[linuxboy]

I'd love to say what I did, but I can't.

I understand, memory issues and early onset dementia are no joke.

 

[_Rick_]

I had profound thoughts about politics and economics.
And later today, I will operate a motor vehicle.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Made wife make me a sammich!

 

[IronWing]

I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills. Oh, wait that was Stevie Nicks. Guess not much.

 

[alkemyst]

Oh wait, wait, let me guess... you banged your mom.

I am a man everyday so the details of just doing that escape me.

I am not allowed to talk about moms anymore here since it has upset people too much.

 

[alkemyst]

I understand, memory issues and early onset dementia are no joke.

I don't make up crap at the end of my day on the internet.

kthx.

 

[alkemyst]

The manliness of my sphincter is strong enough to keep out anything suspect, so I am offended that you would suggest otherwise. Superman wears ocguy pajamas.

Are we going to have to solve this with a good old fashioned shirts v skins wrastlin match, ladyboy?

yet you bragged about going back to prison several times in the past.

No one wants to go back to prison nor even a holding cell unless wants it ball's deep out back.

Just sayin', you can't bring whatever weapons and crap you like to talk about into any detention center as a 'guest'

 

[OCGuy]

So now you want me to take my shirt off? :hmm:

What, you want me to take it off for you?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Let's see:

1. I had sex with about 5 women today.
2. Drank a 5th of Jack straight out of the bottle.
3. Smoked a carton of Marlboro
4. Got into a fight with a brown bear.

Is that man enough?

It would be if any of it were true.

 

[OCGuy]

yet you bragged about going back to prison several times in the past.

No one wants to go back to prison nor even a holding cell unless wants it ball's deep out back.

Just sayin', you can't bring whatever weapons and crap you like to talk about into any detention center as a 'guest'

I love you.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I spit on some random dude at the corner of Epic and Awesome Street today. He almost said something about it but I beat him up before he could open his mouth.