how can they issue a warrant for my arrest with no bond?

[Captante]

I'm embarrassed to admit it myself, but the obvious givaway that this thread is shens is that when the OP turned himself in to be arrested for violating probation AFAIK if his bond had been revoked he would still be in jail, not free to troll ATOT.

Edit: Glad I held off on giving a rating before ... I just awarded zero stars instead of the five I was going to give it earlier!

 

[Number1]

This was a realy entertaining threads. Well done.


You lying son of a bitch.

Voted 5 stars

 

[tasmanian]

If this is real *i dont think it is* heres what you can look forward to.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Colt45
You sure suck at getting caught.

maybe you should move to a different state

actually, he's great at getting caught, otherwise we wouldn't be posting in here right now.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Captante
I'm embarrassed to admit it myself, but the obvious givaway that this thread is shens is that when the OP turned himself in to be arrested for violating probation AFAIK if his bond had been revoked he would still be in jail, not free to troll ATOT.

Edit: Glad I held off on giving a rating before ... I just awarded zero stars instead of the five I was going to give it earlier!

hahah i gave him 5 instead of zero!

 

[NuroMancer]

Someone lock this.

He's so full of it, it amazes me.

He basically admited to being a drug dealer on ATOT. From a sheer legal standpoint alone this should be gone.

 

[thecrecarc]

BUahahaha, best shens of the year

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
and you wont be seeing me in jail... i'll commit suicide before i go to jail for these "crimes."

or in jail.

you just went beyond asshole. :|

how so?

i believe in this so much that im willing to do for it, or at least to not give in and let myself be punished for what i see as an injustice.

how so? HOW SO?

think of your wife and kid, and ask again HOW SO? you think they'd be better off without you?

probably so.

i don't know why i'm responding... except i think they would miss you especially your daughter.

why do you want to leave a legacy with her like your father did with you?

i wish it wasnt this way.. but what's done is done...

i'll lose them anyway if i go to jail, so i'll go out with a bang, when they come for me i wont go without a fight.

make sure you do it away from home so you don't drag your innocent child into this.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: lokiju
Did you get a lawyer after your first arrest?

Seems like you got a very harsh punishment on that also but if this wasn't your first arrest for possession then that'd make more sense.

Either way, you did it to yourself no matter how unfair it is.

community service, drug classes and probation is harsh? wow

 

[Taejin]

wah wah i did drugs wah wah i got jailed wah wah this is unfair

HOW ABOUT STAYING AWAY FROM THE SOURCE OF YOUR PROBLEMS AND STOP BLAMING THE SYSTEM?

Oh wait, you want it your way..

have fun =)

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Captante
I'm embarrassed to admit it myself, but the obvious givaway that this thread is shens is that when the OP turned himself in to be arrested for violating probation AFAIK if his bond had been revoked he would still be in jail, not free to troll ATOT.

Edit: Glad I held off on giving a rating before ... I just awarded zero stars instead of the five I was going to give it earlier!

actually he answered that with saying the PO gave him the option of arrest there or turning himself in.

i thought it was shens when he spouted the suicide stuff, but im glad to see more people are still posting like its real... ive spent most of my free time today at work reading this and the target kids threads... entertaining so far

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

LMAO... This is like a speeding ticket thread on steroids. :laugh:

OP is a dumbass.

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

i'll do drugs until the day i die, i see no reason why using drugs should be illegal when it's legal to drink alcohol and smoke tobacco... what's the difference?

The difference is they can throw your dumb ass in jail. :laugh:

You are no criminal master-mind.

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Dude, you're gonna be somebody's bitch.

Not if he's in county. Shit, i have spent a few days in county. Its not nice, but its not prison.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: ric1287
if anyone hasn't poked holes yet in this story.....

-he lives in a "gated community" yet can't afford life altering surgery for his wife
-his family lives well yet money is tight at the same time
-the whole while, he somehow comes up with money for drugs.

yeah it sounds unreasonable...

before i got put on probation i was selling pounds and pounds of marijuana and other drugs... thats how i afforded the house, car, and country club...

i could post pics, but that's not really necessary...

all the while i had a cover up IT job.....

now all i do is work my real job, and we're poor...

i went from making 100k+ a year untaxed to ~32k a year...

BWAAHAHAHAHA, watching too much of the show Weeds? nice job on getting people to go for it for as long as you did, douche.

BAN

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: Captante

Originally posted by: Tizyler
Is there a 'shens of the year' award?

If not then perhaps there should be!

Yeah, I agree. I'm going to go ahead and say this is our first 'shens of the year' thread, if we go through with it.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: ric1287
if anyone hasn't poked holes yet in this story.....

-he lives in a "gated community" yet can't afford life altering surgery for his wife
-his family lives well yet money is tight at the same time
-the whole while, he somehow comes up with money for drugs.

yeah it sounds unreasonable...

before i got put on probation i was selling pounds and pounds of marijuana and other drugs... thats how i afforded the house, car, and country club...

i could post pics, but that's not really necessary...

all the while i had a cover up IT job.....

now all i do is work my real job, and we're poor...

i went from making 100k+ a year untaxed to ~32k a year...

That sounds so much made up. Shens with a capital S.

BTW, can I have your 7.1 Pioneer receiver. I think you might not be needing it any more.

 

[zoiks]

Okay. Shens confirmed. Gimme your receiver anyway.

 

[SsupernovaE]

Why don't you stay clean and move to a more liberal place? It seems to me that you're letting drugs rule your life.

 

[neutralizer]

I haven't bothered reading the whole thread. All I know is he's an idiot.

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: K1052


Stop whining and take it like a man.

hahah oh man, great stuff.

 

[Ns1]

nominate for ban or stinkfist

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
i dont know...the bail bonds office seemed to think it was ridiculous too, and told me i needed to get a lawyer asap.

Your porblem is simple...
You kep mesing with drugs and you are asking everybody but the proper people.

Get a lawyer or turn yourself in!!

Good Luck!!

 

[Mikey]

Wow...that sucks...in CA, you can carry up to an ounce of weed and the most you get is a $50 fine. Half the time, they just let you loose.

 

[Schfifty Five]

This has to be shens...someone that's in as much trouble as OP described would not be on ATOT arguing about how he is the "victim" here. He wouldn't have that much time to waste here while he's about to go FPMITA prison.

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: sdifox
Maybe you should print the whole online beef thread and share it with the dude that started that thread whom is reportedly in jail too?

lol