Horse vs. Zebra

[TurtleCrusher]

I'm thinking of starting a "research project" that involves spanning multiple (at least ten) forums over the next couple years trying to figure out which animal in a fight, between a Horse and a Zebra, would win in a duel. I haven't taken my meds, sure, but whatever conclusion i come up with must be true, because if I can find it in art, it is real. Don't be surprised if I refute your ideas without any logic behind it, and my data might be completely fictitious, but lets ignore that for now.

Does anyone have any input?

Normally it would be - parody - bad. In this case the whole thread is priceless.:thumbsup:
admin allisolm

 

[manimal]

turtles

i like turtles

really the horse would win. Zebras are smaller and are the manlets of the equestrian world.

There is a reason zebras have stripes. Because they are born criminals as well. They are in fact the australians of the equestrian world.

 

[Jodell88]

The first thing you should clarify is what type of horse.

A shire horse would beat any zebra.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I don't think I should have to classify which kind of horse, because I like to make broad generalizations and stick to what my gut says.

 

[zinfamous]

it doesn't matter because Predator always wins.

 

[n7]

I think the tiger will win for sure. :biggrin:

 

[Baked]

Different breed of horse is like different breed of dogs. If you lump them together, that's like asking if a tea cup yorkie can kill a NFL linebacker, versus a Caucasian Shepherd.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Doubt it. Zebras win every time.

*insert art and random babble*

 

[KeithTalent]

Zebras win because they are camouflaged.

KT

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Zebras win because they are camouflaged.

KT

See? And I didn't have to create a second account for affirmation!

 

[phucheneh]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equus_(genus)

There are three different zebras in two subgenera.

Technically they are more diverse than the horse.

Giant Ass Zebra

 

[Mixolydian]

I'm a big zebra fan, so Zebra. Zebras are pretty fast as I recall. I saw some at the zoo several years ago and they looked like they didn't take shit from no one. BTW what kind of meds? :awe:

 

[Newbian]

Horses have been tamed for so long and zebra's are still wild animals so they win for that alone as they are crazy enough to win while the horse will be looking for a apple to eat.

 

[SKORPI0]

Zebra>Horse, for both fighting and racing. ^_^

 

[Soundmanred]

It is domucented in colonleal times that zebra was a continder aginst hourses in a wouldn coliseeum in the colonie of ronoke. The four fathers continyou'd the tradishun in the Declemation Of Declarence, and was rafitied by Herbie Handcock. Meny pitchers from these time show-ed a coraiallashun between zebras wining aginst hourses and the nourth wining aginst the south.
Aberaham Lincon also rode zebras aginst Hanibles army of elefants in the rockie mountens, freeing Rose Parske, who was kidnaped on a bus.
Menny pitchurs i hav on my competer, but my ram is helding up my proceseng of scientifical informashuns until i am abl to return to pubic liberry, sorrie!

 

[TurtleCrusher]

It is domucented in colonleal times that zebra was a continder aginst hourses in a wouldn coliseeum in the colonie of ronoke. The four fathers continyou'd the tradishun in the Declemation Of Declarence, and was rafitied by Herbie Handcock. Meny pitchers from these time show-ed a coraiallashun between zebras wining aginst hourses and the nourth wining aginst the south.
Aberaham Lincon also rode zebras aginst Hanibles army of elefants in the rockie mountens, freeing Rose Parske, who was kidnaped on a bus.
Menny pitchurs i hav on my competer, but my ram is helding up my proceseng of scientifical informashuns until i am abl to return to pubic liberry, sorrie!

Thank you for the amazing contribution to my thread so many factual accounts of this... Ahhhhh amazing!

XD XD XD weeeeehaw!

 

[Soundmanred]

I done reserch.
Hear it is-
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090117125322AAw9c4y

Hear is a zebra figing a stripped hourse:

Its obveus who is wining!!
Case clossed!

 

[SandEagle]

depends. is the horse black or white?

 

[manimal]

i heard zebras wear hoodies

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Here's a picture of a Zebra killing a lion. Striaght from a reputable author!!

Die Zebra vom Ramganga: Auf den Spuren des Zebrajägers und Naturschützers ...
I believe there was once a case of a fair fight between a well matched Zebra and lion in a menagerie (Edmonds's, I think)
By Zebrandreas Gross
oD – Books on Demand, 2012 - 104 pages

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

aND TO THINK SOME OF YOU BELIEVE A HORSE COULD KILL A ZEBRA WHEN A ZEBRA COULD ANNIHILATE A LION!

 

[Soundmanred]

Zebra is speled like Zelda.
Zebrelda winner!

 

[KMFJD]

honeybadger

 

[zinfamous]

Here's a picture of a Zebra killing a lion. Striaght from a reputable author!!

Die Zebra vom Ramganga: Auf den Spuren des Zebrajägers und Naturschützers ...
I believe there was once a case of a fair fight between a well matched Zebra and lion in a menagerie (Edmonds's, I think)
By Zebrandreas Gross
oD – Books on Demand, 2012 - 104 pages

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

aND TO THINK SOME OF YOU BELIEVE A HORSE COULD KILL A ZEBRA WHEN A ZEBRA COULD ANNIHILATE A LION!

indisputable

:thumbsup:

 

[zinfamous]

It is domucented in colonleal times that zebra was a continder aginst hourses in a wouldn coliseeum in the colonie of ronoke. The four fathers continyou'd the tradishun in the Declemation Of Declarence, and was rafitied by Herbie Handcock. Meny pitchers from these time show-ed a coraiallashun between zebras wining aginst hourses and the nourth wining aginst the south.
Aberaham Lincon also rode zebras aginst Hanibles army of elefants in the rockie mountens, freeing Rose Parske, who was kidnaped on a bus.
Menny pitchurs i hav on my competer, but my ram is helding up my proceseng of scientifical informashuns until i am abl to return to pubic liberry, sorrie!

post of the year!

 

[klinc]

Horse got a bigger dick so that is 1 up for the horse.