Horse vs. Zebra

[zinfamous]

I found my zebra pictures!!! I took these at Brookfield Zoo in Chicago back in July 2007:





I also have pictures of giraffes.

in this first picture it is obvous that the zebra is fasting on the defeated! carcas body of a hourse which it recently kiled!

thank yoiu for providing these facts to this debaite, mixlodian.

 

[soundforbjt]

I'm betting on the Clydesdale.

They are baddass...have you seen them playing football? They are truly tough.

 

[soundforbjt]

How about if we mix it up? Horse size zebra vs zebra size horse?

Now you're just horsing around.

 

[KMFJD]

Further proof Zebra>Lion

 

[bigrash]

Zebra looks kind of badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0xFIQElntsA

KT

lol hilarious

 

[Red Storm]

I'd put money on the Zebra. Wild > domesticated.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Further proof Zebra>Lion

So much win is involved in this picture...

 

[Soundmanred]

Sadly, this is more of a serious thread than the other one.

Thot for the day:
Zebraz have strips like tirges, horses dont like lines.

Forgot the ex dees, sory.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Sadly, this is more of a serious thread than the other one.

Thot for the day:
Zebraz have strips like tirges, horses dont like lines.

Forgot the ex dees, sory.

Awl iss fourgivin. har har XD XD!

When my mother game birth to me, her face went from XD XD XD to DX DX DX!

 

[Mixolydian]

mixlodian.

Way to butcher my username, asshole. XD XD

 

[Carson Dyle]

Zebras make much nicer rugs. Never heard of anyone hunting horses on an African safari.

 

[arrfep]

How has the obvious answer not been given yet?

The unicorn would win.

 

[CottonRabbit]

Great work Scholzpdx, are you bilogist, your facts are very scienctifical. I just found this, you shoud put this in the arhcive list, some has hinted to me that its portugeues... I think is scientcist shows how a zebra would kill horse in fight. I'd like to get it translated into english word for word, to better explain what this person is converting.

 

[zinfamous]

bahahahahahaha

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Great work Scholzpdx, are you bilogist, your facts are very scienctifical. I just found this, you shoud put this in the arhcive list, some has hinted to me that its portugeues... I think is scientcist shows how a zebra would kill horse in fight. I'd like to get it translated into english word for word, to better explain what this person is converting.

This information is a knowledge breakthrough in my field. Sure, I'm no professional biologist of the animal warriors, but this definitely belongs in the archives with its own separate chapter. Thank you very much for contributing this fine piece.

XD XD XD

 

[Soundmanred]

If your into hourses, poste a pitcher of youreself below, prefferbly emitating a purty girl.

There's always someone who takes things a bit too far. Please don't.
admin allisolm

 

[TurtleCrusher]

 

[BurnItDwn]

This is a chart of the fighting abilities of the various horselike creatures in order of strongest to weakest.

Fainting Goats > Zebra > Pegasus > Unicorn > Horse > Pony > Donkey > Mule > Fainting Goats

As one can see, it's quite circular. Zebras are afraid of fainting goats. It's not known why, but, all other horsebeasts can defeat fainting goats. That said, all other horsebeasts are afraid of Zebras.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

This is a chart of the fighting abilities of the various horselike creatures in order of strongest to weakest.

Fainting Goats > Zebra > Pegasus > Unicorn > Horse > Pony > Donkey > Mule > Fainting Goats

As one can see, it's quite circular. Zebras are afraid of fainting goats. It's not known why, but, all other horsebeasts can defeat fainting goats. That said, all other horsebeasts are afraid of Zebras.

What about a Fainting Zebra?

If it's on the internet, it's true.

 

[BurnItDwn]

What about a Fainting Zebra?

If it's on the internet, it's true.

I didn't dare mention them out of horror.

 

[Mixolydian]

If it's on the internet, it's true.

True dat.

 

[DesiPower]

Horse, as its meat is really famous in Europe.

 

[Rifter]

The Unicorn would win of course.

 

[ViperXX]

Kind of looks like the Zebra is biting the Lion's dick off. I'd cry uncle to. I'd be like "holy shit you just bit my dick off"! "You win".

Here's a picture of a Zebra killing a lion. Striaght from a reputable author!!

Die Zebra vom Ramganga: Auf den Spuren des Zebrajägers und Naturschützers ...
I believe there was once a case of a fair fight between a well matched Zebra and lion in a menagerie (Edmonds's, I think)
By Zebrandreas Gross
oD – Books on Demand, 2012 - 104 pages

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

aND TO THINK SOME OF YOU BELIEVE A HORSE COULD KILL A ZEBRA WHEN A ZEBRA COULD ANNIHILATE A LION!

 

[Soundmanred]

I fownd definetev prouf that zebraz are sibnificantly stuperior, but my computre RAM eated it. I think it conspyres aginst me, so I throwed it in bathtube for waterboring. I tot it a impourtent leson.
Wen I recovre my datas frum devil masheen i well post it with grate ferver.
Stey posted frends!

update-i thot it was a computre, but was pyneaple. now i shal eat it. many apolagees.