Horse vs. Zebra

[Soundmanred]

The Unicorn would win of course.

pleas refrane from posteng imagerary creechers.
it well befudlle the thred weth nonsinse and these is no nonsinse!

 

[Mixolydian]

I was looking through some of the built-in desktop backgrounds on my computer (Mac) and found a Zebra wallpaper! Clearly Zebras are the most highly-regarded animal.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I was looking through some of the built-in desktop backgrounds on my computer (Mac) and found a Zebra wallpaper! Clearly Zebras are the most highly-regarded animal.

Even Apple had this one right!

I fownd definetev prouf that zebraz are sibnificantly stuperior, but my computre RAM eated it. I think it conspyres aginst me, so I throwed it in bathtube for waterboring. I tot it a impourtent leson.
Wen I recovre my datas frum devil masheen i well post it with grate ferver.
Stey posted frends!

update-i thot it was a computre, but was pyneaple. now i shal eat it. many apolagees.

Did you "polverise" the computer? If so, good on you good sir.

 

[Soundmanred]

Did you "polverise" the computer? If so, good on you good sir.

Wel, it was exhasting, but i through it threw the windoh of a suker torists car aftur seling them sum plants I finded along the rode! Sukers!
Then i relised they jus gotted a free computre weth all my datas on the ram!
DAM DAM DAM DAM

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Omg moar resurch!

I just reseeved this vidio hyperlink from the library! Apperentliy teh Zebra can even out-faux a lion! How krazY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEWVv4ytRxg

Edit: Bye sum luck, I landed on a page where a zebra drowned a lion. Horses clarly donut stan a chance againt a zebra!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OxxSp-VJw

 

[Mixolydian]

I thought we already determined that zebra pwns all.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I thought we already determined that zebra pwns all.

My prahject is to last at least a couple years. I need to amass a giant amount of proof, however fictitios it might be, to confince the public that zebras are enfact superior to horsies.

 

[Mixolydian]

K bro. XD XD XD XD XD

 

[TurtleCrusher]

In almost every kill the pride makes, fights break out in who eats first. Un-like the horse who is usually solitary, wont have this amount of fighting weekly an monthly "Game-ness" through out his entire life, which can consist of minor domination fights between uncles an antys, to fathers and sons, brothers and sisters an some esculating to full on fighting, as they say only the strong survives…

 

[Cheesemoo]

...

I really wish I could get that gif printed on a t-shirt. come on I am sure we have the technology to animate that...

 

[zinfamous]

I really wish I could get that gif printed on a t-shirt. come on I am sure we have the technology to animate that...

you could use one of those kickass "holograms" from the 80s, where it changes the image depending on the angle.

like they had on those kickass transformers shoes. IIRC, you could only get two images on it, but transition would appear to be animated.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

In almost every kill the pride makes, fights break out in who eats first. Un-like the horse who is usually solitary, wont have this amount of fighting weekly an monthly "Game-ness" through out his entire life, which can consist of minor domination fights between uncles an antys, to fathers and sons, brothers and sisters an some esculating to full on fighting, as they say only the strong survives…

Because of this gif, zebras win.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Because of this gif, zebras win.

No joke. I fucking love that gif.

 

[Cheesemoo]

you could use one of those kickass "holograms" from the 80s, where it changes the image depending on the angle.

like they had on those kickass transformers shoes. IIRC, you could only get two images on it, but transition would appear to be animated.

yes! that would be awesome.