Horse vs. Zebra

[zinfamous]

Horse got a bigger dick so that is 1 up for the horse.

are you sure?

:hmm:

 

[Puppies04]

There is a reason zebras have stripes. Because they are born criminals as well. They are in fact the australians of the equestrian world.

I think you will find that horses are also dishonest and in olden times were often sentenced to capital punishment over here in the UK. Hence the phrase "hung like a horse".

 

[klinc]

are you sure?

:hmm:

wait i will ask my sister quickly......

yeah I am sure

 

[Newbian]

wait i will ask my sister quickly......

yeah I am sure

Does she have a website?

 

[TurtleCrusher]

wait i will ask my sister quickly......

yeah I am sure

 

[klinc]

http://www.google.co.za/search?hl=e...ggest&q=funny+horse+dick+pictures&btnG=Search

Dear Agony Aunt

Yesterday I was pulling funny faces, doing the one where I look like a horse, when my mum said, "If the wind changes you know you'll stay like that don't you?"

Is there any truth in that saying or is it just an old wives tale?

Thanks

Leona Lewis

 

[klinc]

Does she have a website?

 

[postmortemIA]

Zorse would beat both.

 

[randomrogue]

Go team zebra!

 

[Soundmanred]

I think you will find that horses are also dishonest and in olden times were often sentenced to capital punishment over here in the UK. Hence the phrase "hung like a horse".

So what dose that prove? That in scruffles hourses have held there own?
I show acounts of zibras kiling hourses, an you present hourses just holding there own in miner temper flares? Pfwa ha ha haa.
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

 

[WelshBloke]

Horses make better burgers.

OP you should go and spread your knowledge about this throughout the Internet. Great injustices have been done to the reputation of the lion zebra.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Horses make better burgers.

OP you should go and spread your knowledge about this throughout the Internet. Great injustices have been done to the reputation of the lion zebra.

http://forums.tqpi.net/showthread.php/14504-Zebra-vs.-Horse/page4

Done. Necroed an 8 year old thread.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Zebra strikes again!

http://www.camaroz28.com/forums/f-body-lounge-24/who-would-win-horse-vs-zebra-656076/

 

[TurtleCrusher]

If you guys could back me up, that would be awesome. Troll the hell out of which forum responds first.

 

[Gibsons]

Doubt it. Zebras win every time.

*insert art and random babble*

It won't work unless you add in lots of XD XD XD.

 

[WelshBloke]

http://forums.tqpi.net/showthread.php/14504-Zebra-vs.-Horse/page4

Done. Necroed an 8 year old thread.

Zebra strikes again!

http://www.camaroz28.com/forums/f-body-lounge-24/who-would-win-horse-vs-zebra-656076/

Careful lest you turn into that which you hate.

It could be that lion boy started out this way.

 

[BladeVenom]

I'm betting on the Clydesdale.

 

[Raizinman]

Different breed of horse is like different breed of dogs. If you lump them together, that's like asking if a tea cup yorkie can kill a NFL linebacker, versus a Caucasian Shepherd.

This, it is like stating which car is better, General Motors or Ford. Because you were so unspecific with your theory, this must be trolling. As a horse owner you should of draft horses, you should know that there are a multitude of horses from the very little mini horses to the large draft horses.

 

[Mixolydian]

I found my zebra pictures!!! I took these at Brookfield Zoo in Chicago back in July 2007:





I also have pictures of giraffes.

 

[KeithTalent]

Zebra looks kind of badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0xFIQElntsA

KT

 

[mikeymikec]

I think either animal's inability to handle a rapier or pistol severely impedes their ability to take part in a duel.

The horse could possibly get confused if the zebra's family turns out in support, and the horse's line of sight puts the opponent directly in front of its supporters.

In other news:

http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Zebra looks kind of badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0xFIQElntsA

KT

Fucking hilarious...

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Oh my gosh guys! I found some more info from my posts on other forums! Whipeeee!

zebra kills attacking horse...
Agartala ranch in stable, a zebra kills a male horse.
When a connecting door between two cages was left open at Agartala, Bengal, by a forgetful zoo attendant, a very large zebra charged its neighbor, a horse. The fight was ferocious, but did not last long, zebra literally tearing the horse to pieces.”
~Hartford "Zebralicious" Courant - Sep 11, 1936

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(amidoindisrite?)

 

[Cheesemoo]

Clearly Zebra > horse, but that is not the real answer...

Hmm, lets see, because camels drink coke, and once you drink something you take on its properties,

then because

coke > Bruce Lee and Bruce Lee > Zebra (I am pretty sure Bruce Lee could take up to three Zebras maybe four at the same time)

Then Camel > Zebra

But wait i forgot Polar bears also drink coke, and clearly polar bears > Camels

So... Polar Bears FTW!

But wait,

Sawyer > Polar Bear as seen in "Pilot, Part 2"

So Sawyer, FTW!!

But wait, Oceanic Airlines Flight 815 really took out Sawyer so

Boeing 777 > Sawyer

But then,

Because Desmond did not release the electromagnetic buildup in time, electromagnetic buildup > Boeing 777

So, Electromagnetic Force FTW!!! For Reals.

 

[JTsyo]

How about if we mix it up? Horse size zebra vs zebra size horse?