Homeless guy take over.

[rpanic]

Originally posted by: thedarkwolf
Rent an armored bus with a loud speaker on the top and start signing about how California is super cool to the homeless and then lead him there.

I am in Southern Califonia in a nice area.

 

[rpanic]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
well since it seems he is going to be there for a while, why not wait until he leaves and go move stuff around or rummage through his stuff...use a hazmat suit

maybe he will get fed up of people invading his space and messing with his stuff and move on his own

Did that already, see op.

 

[Engraver]

Call a mental hospital and tell them your father has Alzheimer's and thinks he is homeless.

 

[rpanic]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
:camera:'s?

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1156.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb.../rpanic/IMG_1159-1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1161.jpg

 

[ranmaniac]

Ammonia might work, or throw some employment ads in there too.

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: Engraver
Call a mental hospital and tell them your father has Alzheimer's and thinks he is homeless.

OMG ROFL!!!!!!

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: rpanic

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
:camera:'s?

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1156.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb.../rpanic/IMG_1159-1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1161.jpg

LOL! :thumbsup: for closeup of the homeless guy.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: rpanic

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
while he is sleeping put in a in a fedex container and ship him somewhere nicer than your apartment.....or to china for spare body parts....its up to you

I heard they were giving bums in New York one way tickets to Hawaii years ago, but I don?t have that kind of money to burn.

The city of Phoenix gave them all 1-way tickets to Tucson before the Super Bowl a few years back.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: rpanic

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
:camera:'s?

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1156.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb.../rpanic/IMG_1159-1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1161.jpg

hahaha. This thread delivers. Take a video when you toss a water balloon full of bleach at him.

 

[potato28]

Light his couch on fire and close your windows. I think he'll get the idea.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: rpanic

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
well since it seems he is going to be there for a while, why not wait until he leaves and go move stuff around or rummage through his stuff...use a hazmat suit

maybe he will get fed up of people invading his space and messing with his stuff and move on his own

Did that already, see op.

well then you need to fight fire with fire....dress bummier than him and set a few fart bombs off on yourself and take over his spot.....see how he likes them apples....

but wait there is more dont stop there you must strive to become king of the bums and take over the seedy underbelly world of the bums.....

with a bum army at your command no one can stop you....*holds pinky to lip dr. evil style*

 

[pyonir]

There's only one sufficient answer to this problem: curb stomp.

Here's a demonstration for you as well:

http://i140.photobucket.com/al...areShark/CurbStomp.gif

 

[Nitemare]

pee on him

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Put a bunch of echidnas in his bed.

 

[TheNinja]

1. Buy an old cop car and park it in front of your place
2. Buy a junkyard dog
3. Buy a junkyard cat and name it Jack Bauer.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: rpanic

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
:camera:'s?

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1156.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb.../rpanic/IMG_1159-1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1161.jpg

Oh hell fucking no. Ha, I have a dog who would eat that asshole alive on command. Oh man. That sucks big time.

Keep calling the cops. Then call homeless services. Then adopt a Pit Bull and throw some steak at the homeless guy.

Seriously, dogs are perfect for this sort of situation. Even the little dogs are useful since they can bark at his ass all day.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: rpanic

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
:camera:'s?

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1156.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb.../rpanic/IMG_1159-1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/alb...43/rpanic/IMG_1161.jpg

:thumbsup:

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahahaha @ closeup of hobo!

 

[ravana]

:thumbsup: for the close-up!

 

[compman25]

what day is the dumpster emptied? load his crap into it right before it is emptied (with him in it for total solution).

 

[FoBoT]

you need a good freeze/snow storm

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
you need a good freeze/snow storm

I saw a palm tree in the pic. He's probably in SoCal, if that is the case that bum has almost a permanent address.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: rpanic

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
while he is sleeping put in a in a fedex container and ship him somewhere nicer than your apartment.....or to china for spare body parts....its up to you

I heard they were giving bums in New York one way tickets to Hawaii years ago, but I don?t have that kind of money to burn.

The city of Phoenix gave them all 1-way tickets to Tucson before the Super Bowl a few years back.

unfortunately, most of em came back.

 

[Engraver]

Looks like he sleeps pretty soundly in those pics. Just to be safe, slip him a few sleeping pills in some food. When he passes out, wrap a garbage bag around him, load him into your trunk, and then dump him under a nice overpass.

 

[SleepWalkerX]

Lead a trail of McDonald's cheeseburgers that leads to a trap where something will fall over his head rendering him unconscious. Then take him to the the nearest body of water, stick him on a raft, and send him on his merry way.