I sent him the thread, so he knows you have a crush on him.
I know most here will find this hard to believe, but I've had people say that I should get into writing. What they don't know is how much effort I've put into what they're reading. I am not a good writer I just know what it's supposed to look like and I'm stubborn enough that I'll expend an extreme amount of time and effort to get it there. Here, well, this is like my first draft.
Perknose, Nuclear Ned, and linuxboy are naturals. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous. It's too bad not many have had a chance to read linuxboy's posts.
EDIT: Moonbeam has it in him too, but his posts give me heartburn (maybe, it's just angina).