Hi All! I'm new here!

[SSSnail]

I dunno, I had someone yell at me and a guy friend this evening as we were walking into a restaurant for dinner, "If you don't fuck her in the ass tonight, I will!" I don't think alimony would have prevented that.

Pics or it didn't happen. :awe:

 

[AreaCode707]

Pics or it didn't happen. :awe:

Fair enough. We'd just gotten out of my friends' car.

You didn't say pics of what.

 

[Taejin]

I dunno, I had someone yell at me and a guy friend this evening as we were walking into a restaurant for dinner, "If you don't fuck her in the ass tonight, I will!" I don't think alimony would have prevented that.

what the ???

 

[Sinsear]

I dunno, I had someone yell at me and a guy friend this evening as we were walking into a restaurant for dinner, "If you don't fuck her in the ass tonight, I will!" I don't think alimony would have prevented that.

Sounds like a compliment. Lol

 

[SphinxnihpS]

The jaded and corrosive "been there, done that" sense of ennui dismissively put forth by a group of posters heavily and hilariously larded with 13 year olds posting from their mother's basement is an enduring fact of life here.

I heartily invite you to join with me now in snickering derisively in their general direction, for I represent their polar opposite and eternal nemesis, the garrulous geezer curmudgeon fiercely defending his pristine sense of propriety and his lawn with naught but a beat up cane and a tenuous but loving grasp of the English language.

Also, noob, we got girlz . . . two or three of them, at least.

You know constant use of pretentious language is a major symptom of a personality dosorder, right Harding?

 

[AreaCode707]

Diagnosing forum members with personality disorders never ends well, SphinxnihpS. Look up DessertCart's longest thread.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Diagnosing forum members with personality disorders never ends well, SphinxnihpS. Look up DessertCart's longest thread.

I would charge for a diagnosis.

 

[Moonbeam]

You know constant use of pretentious language is a major symptom of a personality dosorder, right Harding?

Genius

 

[Perknose]

You know constant use of pretentious language is a major symptom of a personality dosorder, right Harding?

Your Asperger's-like lack of any sense of humor is rivaled only by the petty smallness of your spirit.

You wouldn't recognize playfulness with language if it reared up an bit you in your bloated, cellulite infested ass.

Corrosive envy has turned your outlook as green as your teeth. We've been meaning to have a talk with you about the stench. The neighbors are complaining . . . even in the next town over.

At long last, you need to come to grips with this: Your parents moved without telling you and left no forwarding address for a very good reason.

That reason is you.

One would think the blood flow needs of your paperclip sized dick wouldn't impinge on your brain's ability to reason.

One would be wrong.

 

[Perknose]

I would charge for a diagnosis.

How about we just pay you to go play in traffic, and leave it at that.

Nobody likes you. Your forced birth turned your fundamentalist Christian mother rabidly pro-choice.

That said, I'm sorry you were dropped on your head as a baby. Repeatedly. On purpose.

That huge "birthmark" on your forehead in that shape of an iron that tragically caused you to be the least liked life form on your short bus? There's a story behind that you may not want to hear.

If people were formally graded by category, yours would be "fertilizer."

The ongoing and pointless tragedy of your miserable existence would be best served by termination. It would be a glorious mercy! And that's just for those who have to come into contact with you.

You suck. Just not in any good way.

 

[Kirby]

Pics or it didn't happen. :awe:

Fair enough. We'd just gotten out of my friends' car.

You didn't say pics of what.

Pics of your ass or it didn't happen. :awe:

 

[BoomerD]

Damn...Perk's on a roll against SphinxnihpS.

When you get on the shit list of the Forum Director &
Omnipotent Overlord, you're in DEEP DOO-DOO!!

 

[roguerower]

did I miss something? Did that idiot finally get banned?

Dunno, just read that too. Is he gone yet?

My wife started to read these forums for a few days, one night she said wtf is wrong with these people...

I know right..

I ask that myself every single day.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Your Asperger's-like lack of any sense of humor is rivaled only by the petty smallness of your spirit.

You wouldn't recognize playfulness with language if it reared up an bit you in your bloated, cellulite infested ass.

Corrosive envy has turned your outlook as green as your teeth. We've been meaning to have a talk with you about the stench. The neighbors are complaining . . . even in the next town over.

At long last, you need to come to grips with this: Your parents moved without telling you and left no forwarding address for a very good reason.

That reason is you.

One would think the blood flow needs of your paperclip sized dick wouldn't impinge on your brain's ability to reason.

One would be wrong.

I'm going to take it that Chess Club didn't go over as well for you as you expected, socially. Do you still wear a cape?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Damn...Perk's on a roll against SphinxnihpS.

When you get on the shit list of the Forum Director &
Omnipotent Overlord, you're in DEEP DOO-DOO!!

How's that nerd penis taste?

 

[BoomerD]

How's that nerd penis taste?

Don't go projecting your "inner gay" on everyone else...(not that there's anything wrong with being gay...or so the PC bullshit says)

 

[zinfamous]

lol at thread.

 

[Saint Nick]

Sorry for your lots.

 

[shortylickens]

Your Asperger's-like lack of any sense of humor is rivaled only by the petty smallness of your spirit.

You wouldn't recognize playfulness with language if it reared up an bit you in your bloated, cellulite infested ass.

Corrosive envy has turned your outlook as green as your teeth. We've been meaning to have a talk with you about the stench. The neighbors are complaining . . . even in the next town over.

At long last, you need to come to grips with this: Your parents moved without telling you and left no forwarding address for a very good reason.

That reason is you.

One would think the blood flow needs of your paperclip sized dick wouldn't impinge on your brain's ability to reason.

One would be wrong.

Quoted for later evidence.

 

[shortylickens]

How about we just pay you to go play in traffic, and leave it at that.

Nobody likes you. Your forced birth turned your fundamentalist Christian mother rabidly pro-choice.

That said, I'm sorry you were dropped on your head as a baby. Repeatedly. On purpose.

That huge "birthmark" on your forehead in that shape of an iron that tragically caused you to be the least liked life form on your short bus? There's a story behind that you may not want to hear.

If people were formally graded by category, yours would be "fertilizer."

The ongoing and pointless tragedy of your miserable existence would be best served by termination. It would be a glorious mercy! And that's just for those who have to come into contact with you.

You suck. Just not in any good way.

Same

 

[RavenSEAL]

Are you a pome writer?

 

[dud]

Where's Heller when you need him?

 

[Beev]

Hey, guys. What's going on in...

Oh dear...

 

[Nintendesert]

Haha this thread didn't deliver until page 4, but when it finally did, it did.

 

[SunnyD]

For the record, she did not appreciate the welcome she was given. She will not be back.

For the record, if y'all don't want new posters to be scared off, don't let them into OT, P&N, L&R or god forbid Video (yes, I went there) until a minimum post count of about 2,500. Either that, or y'all might want to get cracking on banning ~90% of the forum.

(But yes, I agree SSS was way out of line on that one)