Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist... (update: lots of atheists getting pwnt itt)

[child of wonder]

God creates babies without any knowledge of him. Obviously, it is god's plan that we not know god therefore all religions are an abomination.

 

[Kev]

If god doesn't exist, then why is the earth the center of the solar system?

If god doesn't exist, then who created the world and everything in it 4000 years ago?

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

666 proofs of God's existence

Suck on THAT, atheisticals! :awe:

 

[Nik]

666 proofs of God's existence

Suck on THAT, atheisticals! :awe:

ARGUMENT FROM BELIEF
(1) If God exists, then I should believe in Him.
(2) I believe in God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

 

[Mide]

New question for all of the atheists.[/b]

If God doesn't exist, then why is there exactly 60 seconds in one minute and 60 minutes in one hour? Evolution? lol. Such a "coincidence" could only be the sign of an intelligent creator.

You're a dumbfuck. The answer is the same reason why there is no god. Time and the breakdown of time was created by humans. All religious texts were also created and written by humans. Only after a person said that it was created by a "god" or was influenced by a god, did other ignorant people like yourself start believing that the texts were divine.

If you believe that the bible is real and is the written word of god, then how come you don't also believe in the mormon bible? It's the same concept just with another person/prophet who convinced a bunch of dumbasses to believe that the text came from a divine power.

 

[acheron]

If God doesn't exist, then why is there exactly 60 seconds in one minute and 60 minutes in one hour? Evolution? lol. Such a "coincidence" could only be the sign of an intelligent creator.

While this is an excellent point, I wish God would have made the year evenly divisible into days, while He was at it. This 365.24 thing sucks.

 

[Pantlegz]

Hey you, atheist: if God isn't real, then how did we get the printing press?

pwnt!

What was I thinking, you're right. Thanks for showing me the way :sneaky:

 

[Xecuter]

so much pwnage

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

The troll that came up with this "God" idea must be laughing in his grave... I bet he didnt think he would fool half of the world, and that it would last this long

 

[EagleKeeper]

Time is a creation of man, not nature

 

[Key West]

Stop feeding this obvious troll.. jesus, he doesn't even try hard.

 

[Mike Gayner]

I can't believe there are people taking the OP seriously. This thread is a complete success. Well played, sir.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I can't believe there are people taking the OP seriously. This thread is a complete success. Well played, sir.

It's Poe's Law, beautifully illustrated.

 

[destrekor]

I can't believe there are people taking the OP seriously. This thread is a complete success. Well played, sir.

Success is something awesome.
God is awe-inspiring.
Thus, God is success.
Therefore, God must exist.

 

[Pantlegz]

It's Poe's Law, beautifully illustrated.

I havan't read every post but the majority that I have didn't seem to be very serious

 

[Pantlegz]

Success is something awesome.
God is awe-inspiring.
Thus, God is success.
Therefore, God must exist.

why is some awe good but being full of awe (awful) bad?

 

[Russwinters]

Time is a creation of man, not nature

Time Exists.


Man only created a way to measure it.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Time Exists.


Man only created a way to measure it.

And Time is on my side, yes it is.

 

[OCGuy]

This garbage is still going? Yikes.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Because its proprietary? It's like asking why United States is written with capital letters.

 

[destrekor]

why is some awe good but being full of awe (awful) bad?

You can have too much of a good thing, says God. Wanting to have it all is a trait Satan encourages, says God.

 

[thraashman]

Success is something awesome.
God is awe-inspiring.
Thus, God is success.
Therefore, God must exist.

This reminds me of something I saw a long time ago (note, skipped most of the thread if someone else arleady did this)

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Ray Charles is God.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Time Exists.

That's like saying longitude and latitude "exist." Despite what you may have heard, there aren't any little white lines drawn on the surface of our globe. We created longitude and latitude as coordinates. Time is no different.

Man only created a way to measure it.

If it exists, where is it? Show it to me.

 

[RavenSEAL]

God is an idea, a set of principles to follow, rather than a physical being, that is just the way i see. P.s. I'm Roman Catholic.

 

[Cookie]

666 proofs of God's existence

Suck on THAT, atheisticals! :awe:

LOL

ARGUMENT FROM SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
(1) The girl I lust after will not sleep with me unless I am saved.
(2) Therefore, God exists.