Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist... (update: lots of atheists getting pwnt itt)

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ultimatebob

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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theflyingpig said:
The concept of God is a product of human stupidity. Nothing more. If you were a thinking man, like myself, you would have realized this long ago. Everyone knows this.
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I'm disappointed. You could make some really awesome troll replies if you pretended to be one of those Christian conservative tea party activist types, man!
 
DangerAardvark

DangerAardvark

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Oct 22, 2004
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cKGunslinger said:
Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist, how did Jesus walk on water?

pwnt!
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Criss Angel can walk on water right now. And he can levitate. And he has a 6-pack. Did Jesus have a 6-pack? "And lo, His abdominal muscles were as a washing board which the women used at the riverside."
 
Mo0o

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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If God doesnt exist, how can he be mentioned so many times in the Bible?
 
cKGunslinger

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
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guyver01 said:
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Maybe I'm being irrational here, but in all seriousness, that ass isn't all that great...

I mean, a filtered search on the Googlemachine come sup with this, which wins by a country mile.

Anyway.. lolatheists.
 
Cyco

Cyco

Diamond Member
Jan 15, 2002
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God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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cKGunslinger said:
Maybe I'm being irrational here, but in all seriousness, that ass isn't all that great...

I mean, a filtered search on the Googlemachine come sup with this, which wins by a country mile.

Anyway.. lolatheists.
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Yes, a superior ass, I must say; but only the devil can create an ass like that. And there can be no devil without God. Therefore, God still exists.

pwnt!
 
Cerpin Taxt

Cerpin Taxt

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
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zinfamous said:
Yes, a superior ass, I must say; but only the devil can create an ass like that. And there can be no devil without God. Therefore, God still exists.

pwnt!
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If God doesn't exist, then how come atheists are always getting pwnt in this thread?

Therefore, God exists.

pwnt!
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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zinfamous said:
Hey atheists, if Jews can't get into heaven, then where is Jesus?

pwnt!



oh, wait...

:hmm:
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I think Jesus swam across the Rio Grande...he didn't walk on the water. :p

So...if your god is omnipotent...could he make a rock so big that he couldn't lift it?
 
Golgatha

Golgatha

Lifer
Jul 18, 2003
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Since there are a bunch of people making fun of those of us who do believe in God in this thread, I have a serious question to ask.

Since God does not exist in your world view, then does convincing others of your point of view really have any long term meaning? I mean, in your world view I assume death of the body means no more existence, and most probably the human race will wipe themselves out, get hit by a meteor, sucked into a black hole, etc. eventually, and life will eventually have been a pointless endeavor in a meaningless universe with no one (at least from humanity's perspective) the wiser for it all. Even if humanity does expand out into the universe, the individual still has to die and really nothing is ever personally gained. In either case, getting rid of all religions and convincing everyone God does not exist seems like a waste of very precious time and resources, assuming I truly believe God does not exist. What's your motivation to convince others of God's non-existence? I'm truly curious.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Who bothers trying to convince teh believers of gawd's non-existance? Can you even prove a negative?

Nah...it's just more fun to make fun of the "sky-fairy believers."
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Golgatha said:
Since there are a bunch of people making fun of those of us who do believe in God in this thread, I have a serious question to ask.

Since God does not exist in your world view, then does convincing others of your point of view really have any long term meaning? I mean, in your world view I assume death of the body means no more existence, and most probably the human race will wipe themselves out, get hit by a meteor, sucked into a black hole, etc. eventually, and life will eventually have been a pointless endeavor in a meaningless universe with no one (at least from humanity's perspective) the wiser for it all. Even if humanity does expand out into the universe, the individual still has to die and really nothing is ever personally gained. In either case, getting rid of all religions and convincing everyone God does not exist seems like a waste of very precious time and resources, assuming I truly believe God does not exist. What's your motivation to convince others of God's non-existence? I'm truly curious.
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who's making fun of god here? All I see is a bunch of air-tight theological logic attacking atheists and their historically flawed arguments.

:confused:
 
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