Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist... (update: lots of atheists getting pwnt itt)

[schneiderguy]

P.s. I'm Roman Catholic.

Heathen :thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[child of wonder]

This reminds me of something I saw a long time ago (note, skipped most of the thread if someone else arleady did this)

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Ray Charles is God.

This is not logically consistent and is an example of Affirming the Consequent.

All love may be blind, but something could be blind and not love.

Just had to point that out.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Heathen :thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

Not my fault lol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Colombia#Other_religious_affiliations

I was raised in a country that is 81% Roman Catholic.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Answer me this one you atheist smarty-pants:

If God doesn't exist, how come he exists?

INTELLECTUAL CHECKMATE.

 

[darkxshade]

Answer me this one you atheist smarty-pants:

If God doesn't exist, how come he exists?

INTELLECTUAL CHECKMATE.

If God exists, how come he doesn't?

 

[zinfamous]

What was I thinking, you're right. Thanks for showing me the way :sneaky:

atheists pwnd!

:thumbsup:

 

[schneiderguy]

As we can see, the rise in in population of atheists is strongly correlated to the rise in population of pedophiles, rapists, and murderers.

Dispute that SCIENCE, atheists!

 

[dighn]

If God exists, how come he doesn't?

Don't be so ignorant. If you want proof of His existence, just look around you.

 

[RapidSnail]

If God doesn't exist, THEN WHO WAS PHONE!

 

[BudAshes]

Don't be so ignorant. If you want proof of His existence, just look around you.

OH NO WATCH OUT, God is hiding right behind you with his smite stick!

 

[Nik]

Don't be so ignorant. If you want proof of His existence, just look around you.

Right! There's a pen on my desk.

IT MUST BE GOD'S HANDIWORK, bless his holy name.

 

[tcsenter]

If God doesn't exist, then who pushes up the next Kleenex when I take one out of the box?

And my toast, too! Who pops that up when its ready?

IT MUST BE GOD'S HANDIWORK, bless his holy name.

Blessed be The Lord!

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

As we can see, the rise in in population of atheists is strongly correlated to the rise in population of pedophiles, rapists, and murderers.

So...where do the non-atheist pedophiles come from?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Don't be so ignorant. If you want proof of His existence, just look around you.

Is he hiding behind the rapists, pedophiles, and murderers?

 

[schneiderguy]

So...where do the non-atheist pedophiles come from?

Catholics, which are like atheists only worse.

 

[zinfamous]

Hey, atheists, if God doesn't exist, then how did this happen?

http://www.timetree.org/

pwnt!

:thumbsup:

 

[Akhen]

 

[guyver01]

 

[schneiderguy]

Moar proof that God exists!

 

[Nik]

Thanks, now I can't come into this thread anymore during the day. Christ...

 

[guyver01]

thanks, now i can't come into this thread anymore during the day. christ...

lol

 

[Malak]

Answer me this one you atheist smarty-pants:

If God doesn't exist, how come he exists?

INTELLECTUAL CHECKMATE.

We have a winnar!

 

[guyver01]

The greatest trick ever pulled by the devil was making people think god existed.

 

[sandorski]

Hide yo Ags
Hide yo Aths
And hide yo Heathens
Cause they raping everybody up here

 

[zinfamous]

Hey atheists, if Jews can't get into heaven, then where is Jesus?

pwnt!



oh, wait...

:hmm: