help a huge chick online wants to ...

[tommigsr]

ummm...why are you talkin to this fat chick in the first place? and why you are cybering with her? *faints* oh gawd....i'm gonna hurl LOL

tell her you're gay or something...take pictures with a guy and pretend you're gay and show her!

 

[Ladies Man]

it's called block her name,
don't talk to her ever again,
and avoid any meeting with her at all costs

I think you want to get raped. Bring a oxygen tank incase a roll rolls over your head and you can't breathe.

 

[Mitzi]

Hell, go ahead and do her. Fat chicks need lovin' too.

Some people actually prefer the larger ladies!

Shes so fat...

When I was humping her, I burnt my ass on the light bulb...

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

<< meet me in person.. and do me over.. yikes!

we have been talking for quite a while... in the last 2 or 3 weeks she changed from not wanting to meet me cause she has got burned by internet guys, to meeting me.
So tonite I was talking to her and she goes "oh you can ask any question you want I woudlnt mind"
I said fine.. and started with stuff like how big are your feet, how long is your hair etc etc.
nothing sexual.. yet she was getting frustrated cause she wanted me to ask something sexual... well finally I did.

Now comes the worst part, cyber sex.. never done any of it. She knows I am a virgin.. and now is threatning to tear that away from me.. I dont want to do it with a 300 pound chicke..

We were to go for a movie.. and I will keep my word on that.. but how do I keep her out of my pants.

TGG >>



Edit because I'm stupid and overreacting. Whatever your reasons for talking about her this way, they're yours and you can do whatever you want without moralizing from me.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< have you ever seen a lizard doing push ups on a big rock? that could be you >>





Choke,cough, coffee all over another darn keyboard !!!!!


Such a visual to start my day off with... lol, I'll be thinking about igunana's and giggling all day, not good



As to your problem, just let her know as tactfully as possible that you are not interested in pursuing more than a friendship at this time.

 

[propellerhead]

Just do it!

Big girls need lovin' too.

 

[sublime79]

<<

oh by the way she showed me her boobs over netmeeting.. let me tell you they werent one bit attractive.. glad I didnt get any of that..
somehow the sight of those gave me a bad taste in my mouth.. I am going to be scared for life. I gave it a good rating.. but then in the back of my mind I knew it wasnt worth one bit.

sorry guys no pics.. I didnt think of caturing some screen shots. >>



Awww c'mon man.... we all want to see those knockers lol (j/k of course)

 

[bleeb]

Why don't you pull a "You Got Mail" tactic.

 

[guyver01]

<< I don't know why, but somehow, I had the impression that you were a nice guy and more mature than this post suggests. I'm sorry I was wrong. >>



i would have to agree with that assessment...


oh.. dude... btw... we've seen your pic... you aint no catch of the day yanno... mebbe... yer setting your sights a bit high? :disgust:

 

[kami]

"Fat chicks need lovin' too......but they gotta pay!" - Quagmire, The Family Guy

 

[Adul]

a good bang? :Q
Wouldn't that like hurt coming from her?
I don't see any reason why can't keep her out fo your pants. Well nothing short of her raping you. Just don't go to her home.

 

[freebee]

Fat chicks give the best handjobs because of their meaty, yet supple palms.

 

[eakers]

just tell her that you will meet her but you have no interest in anything more than a friendship at this time.

and knock off the sexxxytalk.

*kat. <-- knocking off the sexxxytalk

 

[ViperXX]

First go watch Deuce Bigalow. Then follow his example when he encountered that enourmous woman. Just be very careful not to use the word Misteak.

 

[cressida]

it's okay ... more cushion for pushing

 

[gopunk]

don't even laugh about females raping guys -- it can and does happen! at the very least your "date" would be a hellish few hours of her hitting on you and perhaps groping you in the dark. she MAY even be under the impression that you are "up" for it and just playing hard to get...

yes, for all females that may be reading this... guys will very rarely restrain themselves from banging a chick they like... certainly not if they're groping us :Q

 

[gopunk]

<<

<< I don't know why, but somehow, I had the impression that you were a nice guy and more mature than this post suggests. I'm sorry I was wrong. >>


i would have to agree with that assessment...
oh.. dude... btw... we've seen your pic... you aint no catch of the day yanno... mebbe... yer setting your sights a bit high? :disgust: >>



both of you are being recockulous, you can be a nice guy without banging chicks you don't like. and maturity has nothing to do with it, do you think liking fat people is a sign of maturity? i dunno, that's not what i think about when i think about maturity.

his looks have nothing to do with it, if he isn't attracted to her, he isn't attracted to her. i can't believe you're advocating he bang her out of desperation.

 

[SithSolo1]

Is it even legal to use huge and chick in the same sentence back-to-back?

 

[TuffGirl]

<< oh.. dude... btw... we've seen your pic... you aint no catch of the day yanno... mebbe... yer setting your sights a bit high? :disgust: >>


I was thinking this myself. However, that shouldn't mean he shouldn't have standards. Apparently, this girl is desperate and desperate girls (or guys) are unattractive to any guy (or girl).

OTOH, setting standards too high would be disastrous 'cause of what guyver01 said too. If TGG is hoping to lose his virginity to a good-looking hottie, I have a feeling he's gonna wait for a loooong time. (unless he's willing to pay for her )

 

[Sepen]

Haha, you must be kidding, right? How to tell her? Say this..."I don't want to have sex" I bet you it works.

 

[iamshady]

What's the Dennis Miller joke about a 300 lb. gorilla?

 

[spanky]

dude man....what kinda chat rooms r u hanging out in? just tell her u were born without genitals...that should shy her away.

 

[guyver01]

<< both of you are being recockulous, you can be a nice guy without banging chicks you don't like. and maturity has nothing to do with it, do you think liking fat people is a sign of maturity? i dunno, that's not what i think about when i think about maturity.

his looks have nothing to do with it, if he isn't attracted to her, he isn't attracted to her. i can't believe you're advocating he bang her out of desperation. >>




apparently he does like this chick on a level, otherwise (1) wouldn't be talking to her this long and (2) plan on meeting her.... but the fact he doesn't "like" her because of her weight indicates a level of immaturity.

the mods really should lock this topic because it is demeaning to people on all levels...

it helps to reinforce the social perversion that women have to be thin as rails and if they're not they are not desirable.

people.. put it into perspective... you're chatting about only banging hot women... and yet yer sitting in front of a computer talking to people on AIM and whatnot instead of being out with them at a club... apparently someone's setting their sights a bit too high.

i only wanna bang hot models, which i *will* meet thru AOL chat rooms... YSR

 

[gopunk]

apparently he does like this chick on a level, otherwise (1) wouldn't be talking to her this long and (2) plan on meeting her.... but the fact he doesn't "like" her because of her weight indicates a level of immaturity.

so just because he likes her as a person means that he should bang her?

 

[TuffGirl]

<< both of you are being recockulous, you can be a nice guy without banging chicks you don't like. and maturity has nothing to do with it, do you think liking fat people is a sign of maturity? i dunno, that's not what i think about when i think about maturity.

his looks have nothing to do with it, if he isn't attracted to her, he isn't attracted to her. i can't believe you're advocating he bang her out of desperation. >>


gopunk

First of all, recockulous is a hilarious word... must... find... excuses to use that word everyday.

Secondly, I don't think liking fat people is a sign of maturity (duh), but disliking someone for that reason alone is immature IMO. And as I recall, TGG did say, "I don't wanna lose my virginity to a 300 lb chick." and not "a desperate fat chick" or "a fat chick who seems like a stalker" or "scary fat chick". Like Guyver01 said, he ain't all that fit himself. Fat nerds calling fat chicks fat and ugly piss me off. They should look in the mirror and honestly assess themselves before being such a critic.