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killface

killface

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<< tell her your not ready for a relationship of HER magnitude, and if that don't work, just yell out "YOUR FAT!" and run away screaming like a school girl. >>


Aaaahahahha. That's pretty damned funny.

How about bustin out some Homer Simpson's six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn"

This same crap happened to me before, except she wasn't as fat. I didn't find out until I met her in person. It sucked. The worst part was, her one friend was soooooopah hot. I just wanted to be like "Can you give me Jen's number, because she's just so much hotter than you..."
 
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DDCSpeed

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Nov 30, 2000
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unload the gun before u go out. NOBODY Walks around with a loaded gun....

faintly remembering what the quote was from something about mary.
 
yllus

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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[guy advice mode]
Perknose is doling out good advice, listen to him. Don't assume she's head over heels with you or anything, she does sound just wants to mess around. If she's willing to give and you're willing to get there's no harm done at all.

However I'm thinking that you want your first experiences to be with someone special, or at least more attractive. You took a bit of a gamble coming here, the PC nexus of the universe, to say that (pretty ballsy in itself). So what if you want a girl weighing +-10 lbs. of 100? That's your preference, don't feel ashamed in the least because people NOT in your situation say you should.

Avoid a meeting with her in person. If necessary be harsh/truthful, what do you have to lose? Her unattractiveness coupled with having a b/f means she's out of the running anyway, and you were never that close friends. If it's just that you'd like to continue with the heat online only or like her attentions, make excuses upon excuses until she gets sick of them, and then forget her. Look out for what YOU want first, her feelings come a distant second.
[/guy advice mode]

Damned funny thread. Recockulous? :D
 
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yobarman

Lifer
Jan 11, 2001
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OMIGOD! THAT WOMAN IS A BEAST!

what are you thinking dude?? and you saw her boobs? EEEK GAWD!

just end it now, unless she pays you.
 
HappyFace

HappyFace

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Nov 2, 1999
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<< OMIGOD! THAT WOMAN IS A BEAST!

what are you thinking dude?? and you saw her boobs? EEEK GAWD!

just end it now, unless she pays you. >>

Egads! This could be the start of a great new career for you. When good guys go bad, and become gigalos. :Q:D
 
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blakeatwork

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Jul 18, 2001
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Why doesn't this kid just **NOT** <--notice the caps and asterisks, talk to her. If he's scared she's gonna.. heheh.. sit on him, then bloody well grow up, and quit leading this chicky on. Good god man, get a bloody grip, and quit hogging up the bandwidth with you and your strange fetish of telling someone you like them, when you don't.. Little hypocrite bastard....

Here's hoping some good-looking girl does the EXACT same thing to you...

<---- hates when the forums end up looking like a Jerry Springer/Jenny jones show.... :|
 
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dakata24

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Aug 7, 2000
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<< Why doesn't this kid just **NOT** <--notice the caps and asterisks, talk to her. If he's scared she's gonna.. heheh.. sit on him, then bloody well grow up, and quit leading this chicky on. Good god man, get a bloody grip, and quit hogging up the bandwidth with you and your strange fetish of telling someone you like them, when you don't.. Little hypocrite bastard....

Here's hoping some good-looking girl does the EXACT same thing to you...

<---- hates when the forums end up looking like a Jerry Springer/Jenny jones show.... :| >>



totally agree with ya... quite talking to her if you dont want to have nothing to do with her.. easy as that..




<< oh by the way she showed me her boobs over netmeeting.. let me tell you they werent one bit attractive.. glad I didnt get any of that..
somehow the sight of those gave me a bad taste in my mouth.. I am going to be scared for life. I gave it a good rating.. but then in the back of my mind I knew it wasnt worth one bit. >>





<< As for her pic, she is not attractive, however I will find you a pic online. I dont have any of her. As for her boobie shot.. it was her idea not mine. While I could have hit the "X".. I didnt.. well I wasnt watching them as I was posting replies to this topic on AT last night. I got a glimpse but it didnt do anything other than make me get a bad taste in my mouth. >>




im sure you had an idea what she looked like... if you knew she was fugly, why not X (or whatever u do to turn off the picture in netmeeting) it out.. suuuure you werent turned on by it.. that pic you posted definately scared the heck outta me.... if i had a pic of her, and she asked if i wanted to see her chest,, wouldnt take a split sec for me to tell her, "hell no!"

u must have some attraction to her or else u would cease contact from her and persue those other girls you were actually interested in...
 
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Valhalla1

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Oct 13, 1999
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dude, just take her to the movie, get a blow job, kick her out, and call it a day
problem solved.
you get your rocks off, yet your still a virgin.. and you kick her out and she never comes back
 
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dakata24

Diamond Member
Aug 7, 2000
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<< and you kick her out and she never comes back >>



easier said than done i imagine... :Q


just from that headshot pic of her, she's gotta be twice his size..
 
kami

kami

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Judging from the pic, I can see why you're scared. She looks pissed off!

Don't do it man...you may not survive the encounter! :Q And you'll have images that you'll never be able to shake from your head.
 
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MistaTastyCakes

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Oct 11, 2001
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Seems like you wanna be friends, just not between the sheets. So, maybe you should tell her so? And if all is well do the movie thing, whatever, have fun...and if she tries to get in your pants.. just tell her you don't wanna...because you're in an intimate relationship with Gary Coleman and Ronald McDonald. Either she'll be scared off or she'll think you're nuts. Unless she has a thing for violent midgets and clowns...then you're SOL...
 
XMan

XMan

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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As I sit here shaking my head . . . there are things I could say . . . sigh.

Grow up, TGG. If you don't like her in that way, have the stones to tell her so. Don't come onto an Internet forum and start demeaning a person because of the way they look.
 
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