help a huge chick online wants to ...

[gopunk]

apparently her bf is like 100 miles away and they dotn see each other often.

dude, i'm warning you... this situation has all the ingredients of a horrible female on male rape.

 

[OS]

<< Take a twelve pack with you. Preferably something strong. Maybe after a few she'll start to look better. >>



Wouldn't hard liquor be easier to carry around?

 

[SgtZulu]

have you ever seen a lizard doing push ups on a big rock? that could be you

 

[weeeplop]

<< have you ever seen a lizard doing push ups on a big rock? that could be you >>





HHAHAHAHHAHA!!!.. ohmigosh .. the mental pictures! sorrie the_good_boy..

 

[weeeplop]

i meant the_good_guy

 

[Maverick]

tell her you'll give her a consolation prize...like a pearl necklace

 

[uclaxman]

stop makin up stories...

 

[weezergirl]

bring along some pieces of meat or a cake. then when she starts getting out of control wave the food in front of her face.

ok. that was mean. but this thread is retarded

 

[GhettoFob]

<< have you ever seen a lizard doing push ups on a big rock? that could be you >>


:Q

 

[OS]

<< bring along some pieces of meat or a cake. then when she starts getting out of control wave the food in front of her face. >>



:Q

LOLOLOL, ahahahaha

 

[Omegachi]

i sense that someones getting raped soon haha

tell her that she might smash your *mini me

"have you toss a toothpick in a volcano?"

"how bout a bicycle parked in a empty aircraft hanger?"

 

[rubix]

why dont you just say youre not attracted to her for christs sake

 

[The Stigenator]

well I managed to get her to scale down..

and then put the movie on "tentateive hold" claiming I might have something come up this week.. she is busy next week..

this is going real good so far..

oh by the way she showed me her boobs over netmeeting.. let me tell you they werent one bit attractive.. glad I didnt get any of that..
somehow the sight of those gave me a bad taste in my mouth.. I am going to be scared for life. I gave it a good rating.. but then in the back of my mind I knew it wasnt worth one bit.

sorry guys no pics.. I didnt think of caturing some screen shots.

 

[gopunk]

man she sounds freaky. this is the best thing you can do, you'll thank yourself for asserting yourself! super!

 

[Aquaman]

Bring along another friend with you to the movie. If you have a girl with you then I don't think anything will happen and if you have a guy friend with you.......... if something happens you can trip him & get away

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Jfur]

the only thing to do is to tell her that you do not want to go out to the movie or meet her in person because you are uncomfortable about meeting someone over the internet. think of something -- religion or culture or your parents' disapproval or *something* and get it over with.

don't even laugh about females raping guys -- it can and does happen! at the very least your "date" would be a hellish few hours of her hitting on you and perhaps groping you in the dark. she MAY even be under the impression that you are "up" for it and just playing hard to get...

 

[AlastorX82]

LOL, YTF are you talking to her in the first place?

 

[Kadarin]

(shudder) I would definitely put this pretty high up on the list of "how NOT to lose one's virginity". Always keep your standards high.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Hell, go ahead and do her. Fat chicks need lovin' too.

 

[tantos]

err..why were u talking to her romantically to begin with??

I think you want some large loving!

 

[Nefrodite]

your just a little ____ tease. shame on you for leading her on

 

[Kadarin]

<< your just a little ____ tease. shame on you for leading her on >>



Lol! Sometimes these women lead themselves on; you don't have to do anything. But it sounds like he was a bit of a tease, wasn't he?

 

[QTPie]

<< 1. tell her/it you're gay.
2. just be straight with her, tell her your gonna goto seminary and become a monk.
3. better yet you could find tony robbins and see her inner beauty a la shallow hal
4. goddamn, be a man and stand up for yourself!
5. have you ever seen a lizard doing push ups on a big rock? that could be you
6. "have you toss a toothpick in a volcano?"
7. "how bout a bicycle parked in a empty aircraft hanger?"
>>



Man, you guys are so incredible. I ROFLMAO. And the winner is:


<< have you ever seen a lizard doing push ups on a big rock? that could be you >>



Now to bang or not to bang, that is your question?
or to loose or not to loose?

Honestly, the safest way is NOT GOING out with her. There are so many tricks that is so irresistable for a virgin like you!

 

[Supahfreak]

<< but she wants just a good bang >>



Well dude, if your a virgin shes lookin in the wrong directionj/k couldnt resist...

FreAk

 

[Pers]

i wonder why no one has asked for pics yet