help a huge chick online wants to ...

[guyver01]

<< apparently he does like this chick on a level, otherwise (1) wouldn't be talking to her this long and (2) plan on meeting her.... but the fact he doesn't "like" her because of her weight indicates a level of immaturity.

so just because he likes her as a person means that he should bang her? >>



dude .. this has NOTHING to do with banging her! he's demeaning her because of her looks.

half of the women i know that are major lookers have no personality. i would not want any sort of relationship with any of them. not one bit.

 

[cressida]

Solution: Watch Shallow Hal
OutCome: You will marry her

 

[gopunk]

First of all, recockulous is a hilarious word... must... find... excuses to use that word everyday.

you should see the looks i get from some people ....

Secondly, I don't think liking fat people is a sign of maturity (duh), but disliking someone for that reason is immature IMO. And as I recall, TGG did say, "I don't wanna lose my virginity to a 300 lb chick." and not "a desperate fat chick" or "a fat chick who seems like a stalker" or "scary fat chick". Like Guyver01 said, he ain't all that fit himself. Fat nerds calling fat chicks fat and ugly piss me off. They should look in the mirror and honestly assess themselves before being such a critic.

hehe.... well i agree, it is sort of funny that a fat person would say that (though i have never TGG, i'm just going off what you guys say), but i don't think you can call him immature for it. unrealistic perhaps. and lets face it, it *does* just ruin it sometimes if the chick is obese.

 

[TuffGirl]

<< ... (though i have never TGG, i'm just going off what you guys say) >>


TGG's pic is in his sig.

<< but i don't think you can call him immature for it. unrealistic perhaps. and lets face it, it *does* just ruin it sometimes if the chick is obese. >>

I hafta agree with you on both those points. But...


<< Big girls need lovin' too. >>

 

[weezergirl]

i think this thread is funny because obviously he does want to bang this chick. come on guys, if a girl knowingly wants u and says she is freaking gonna bang u u don't go calling her on the phone, taking her to the movies, and lo and behold, talk phone sex. PLEASE, if anything this guy is asking for it. and when she showed him his ta-tas, he could have easily disconnected, it's the freaking internet, the "x" button is over there. the power button is over there. thanks.

 

[Daniel]

The fact that you keep talking to her amazes me, you are leading her on if you keep talking to her even though you are saying you don't want anything you keep going back. Tell her you don't want anything to do with her and get it over with, you don't want to see her, so don't see her, don't just keep putting it off or she just gets her hopes up.

 

[TuffGirl]

<< i think this thread is funny because obviously he does want to bang this chick. come on guys, if a girl knowingly wants u and says she is freaking gonna bang u u don't go calling her on the phone, taking her to the movies, and lo and behold, talk phone sex. PLEASE, if anything this guy is asking for it. and when she showed him his ta-tas, he could have easily disconnected, it's the freaking internet, the "x" button is over there. the power button is over there. thanks. >>

^^^ She said "ta-tas". Huh huh huh he he he huh huh.


*waves to weeeezergirl*

 

[guyver01]

what amazes me is the double standard that exists today..

he comes on here, screaming omg oh no aieieieie a fat chick wants to bang me... and you are all like dump the chick, ewww.. fat is ugly, blah blah...

but if a chick came on here and said omg oh no aierieieie an indian dude wants to bang me.. you'd be shouting at them "your a racist, the mods should ban you for life" and "what should race have to do with anything" ...


sheesh... its the internet people...

 

[Perknose]

After all the understandable moralizing and pointed disgust, Tgg, let's get down to some unadorned, basic tactical advice.

Only you know whether or not you want to meet this woman.

If you do, let me just say that a through the pants handjob in the uncrowded theatre of a movie matinee can be a particularly pleasurable experience -- very, very erotic because of the danger and necessary limits.

Want a little more? How about a front seat bj at the far, untrafficked end of the movie theatre parking lot?

Trust me, you probably do not want to see this woman entirely naked. Not to mention, the logistical problems (angle of entry, fat impeding penetration) of coitus with her own large, large self.

But, if you are not psychologically prepared to be in control of this situation, and/or you can't shake that bad, bad feeling about what might happen, just don't do it.

Lastly, if you go for it, be honest and upfront with this woman about what you want and don't want. She is a fellow human being and a child of God, just like yourself. Step below this absolute minumum level of ethics, and you will have to answer to your own conscience ever after, God or no God.

So go, negotiate, be honest, ask for what you want, set the parameters which you would be comfortable with, or get the hell out of this, OK?

 

[Yeeny]

I hear some oinking in this thread, and it ain't coming from the fat lady.

 

[Harvey]

You could send her a "good bye" message and not reply to anything she sends you.

 

[yobarman]

<< "Fat chicks need lovin' too......but they gotta pay!" - Quagmire, The Family Guy >>




goddamnit i was reaeding this entire thread just hoping no one else would have said that! it's one of the funniest quotes ever.

 

[StandardCell]

OMG, this is one of the most hilarious threads. I think we already have a contender for AT Thread of the Year.

On a more serious note, to the original poster - can't you just tell her that you are not interested in meeting. It may hurt, but consider the additional hurt you could cause by lying. I mean, you could tell her that you were born with ambiguous sex organs, but who is that really helping? If you flake and lie, she will know. You may as well come out and tell her that you are not interested in her and that you should do it. Don't be chicken, don't be scared, don't be evasive, mentally reserved, or equivocate in any way about it. Did you ever think of WHY most guys dump her? I would wager to guess that its her self-esteem, given how she treats her weight. There are some larger women that are very self-assured, and they are far more attractive than the "typical" big girl.

Bottom line: tell her you're not interested, thank her for the good times, and just move on to the next...and consider meeting more people in real life.

 

[Draco]

God this thread is hilarious. I'm so glad I'm past "internet relationships".

I still can't get over this...



<< said fine.. and started with stuff like how big are your feet, how long is your hair etc etc. >>



HOW BIG ARE YOUR FEET?! LOL sorry...

Anyways, my advice would be to just cut it off. Tell her your not interested and stop talking to her. SHe's trouble. A LOT OF TROUBLE...

Otherwise, pack some rubbers and a couple large bags of flower so you can roll her around in it to find the wet spots.

 

[gopunk]

dude .. this has NOTHING to do with banging her! he's demeaning her because of her looks.

demeaning? he's just saying he doesn't want to bang her! it has EVERYTHING to do with banging her (or not banging her, as it were).

but if a chick came on here and said omg oh no aierieieie an indian dude wants to bang me.. you'd be shouting at them "your a racist, the mods should ban you for life" and "what should race have to do with anything" ...

i would not be one of these people. i don't care if this isn't pc or crap, but race does play into looks (surprise surprise), and frankly, there are just some races that i generally do not find attractive. is it racism? yes. punishable by law? doubtful.

btw, it's not a double standard as far as other things (other than attraction). race and fleshiness are two separate things. not related.

i think this thread is funny because obviously he does want to bang this chick. come on guys, if a girl knowingly wants u and says she is freaking gonna bang u u don't go calling her on the phone, taking her to the movies, and lo and behold, talk phone sex. PLEASE, if anything this guy is asking for it. and when she showed him his ta-tas, he could have easily disconnected, it's the freaking internet, the "x" button is over there. the power button is over there. thanks.

hmm i see yer point buuutt.... i don't think he wants to bang her. i think he just likes the attention... the little attention man-whore...

btw, once the ta-tas (as you so succintly put it) made their appearance, i would have blocked her.

 

[StageLeft]

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[The Stigenator]

Oh MY GOD.. I spent 20 minutes reading thru all the posts.

First I got to make some clarifications.. I am not interested in her, not one bit. Infact I am holding out for a girl that I call fall in love. As of now I have more interests in Esterine and "I am hot" Alice from school. The fact that I am so interested in those two women means I am not interested in this one.

Next thing, is that though I have known her for 9 months, we hardly every chatted until about 2 or 3 weeks ago. Prior to that we would say hi and bye and a few other words for about 5 minutes every week... just to check up with each other. Nothing more. I had no intentions of meeting her, and she didnt too.
But some how this changed about 2 weeks back. It started more of a chat conversation over some topics of interests and then culumniated into that hot and heavy topic from last night (she initated the topic of asking questions and all). All that talk about sex happened last night. We had thought about the movies before even the topic of sex came out. However now that she has made that clear (and she seems serious on it, she said "I am serious") I sort of gave a back down on teh situation.

As for her pic, she is not attractive, however I will find you a pic online. I dont have any of her. As for her boobie shot.. it was her idea not mine. While I could have hit the "X".. I didnt.. well I wasnt watching them as I was posting replies to this topic on AT last night. I got a glimpse but it didnt do anything other than make me get a bad taste in my mouth.

I am sort of slowly backing away from the movie thing.. lets hope it goes right. This was a shocker to me.. if she didnt bring the sex topic I wouldnt have mind meeting her for a movie.. (not a date - remember she has a bf.. though I dont konw why she wants to bang me and cheat on him when she has a bf - oh well its her life).

While I have nothign against large women, while there are plenty of large women who are "attractive' in certain senses.. I am least bit attracted to her..

<link deleted> By the way we met where she posted something and I refued her post and then she posted about something and then we sort of realised we were from the same area. So i didnt go searching for her.

Hope this helps you see the situation in the right light.

Regards

TGG

 

[cremator]

Have sex with her. Fat or not. Nerds must loose VIRGINITY! DO IT! Close your eyes and imagine your having sex with KillCreek or someone. Brittany Spears?

 

[edjam]

Whatever you tell her, check if she has eaten before you do

 

[InfectedMushroom]

<< Whatever you tell her, check if she has eaten before you do >>



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
yeah, watch out. she might be hungry!

dude, just tell her straigt up that if she was at least half decent (meaning half the weight she is now) you'ld bang her!

 

[murphy55d]

honestly i wouldn't even show up to any sort of arranged meeting. i was in a similar situation, a girl from AOL wanted to meet me at a Penguins game, I told her OK, I'd meet her near the gift shop, never showed up. she was also a bit on the large size.

if she has these intentions, and you do not, just avoid the entire thing. that's what I'd do anyway. never know about the people you meet online.

edit: spelling, but not grammar or capitalization.

 

[TuffGirl]

ROFL!!! I think this flash movie is in order... WATCH IT NOW!!

 

[Orsorum]

<< have you ever seen a lizard doing push ups on a big rock? that could be you >>




He he he...

 

[narzy]

tell her your not ready for a relationship of HER magnitude, and if that don't work, just yell out "YOUR FAT!" and run away screaming like a school girl.

 

[DannyLove]

i have 1 thing to say:

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danny~!