CHILDREN??????? He wont have any children cause no woman will ever talk to him. I suggest you get a big poster if say ZELDA and call her your wife
CHILDREN??????? He wont have any children cause no woman will ever talk to him. I suggest you get a big poster if say ZELDA and call her your wife
Why not try this out first and see how the ladies like it:
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
Originally posted by: anxi80
at least with that guy, when he hooks up with a girl and his friends ask him how it was, he can say 'she was GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!'Originally posted by: jjsole
and hang out with this guy, you'll look normal.
LOL
You don't want children? Now, is that by choice or is that because you know you'll never find someone who'll mate with an "Elf"? Hey, if you have a kid he/she will be a Half-Elf.
You truly are pathetic. Someone had said earlier that no one would hire you if you went through with the surgery and he is right. As bad as this may sound, no one wants to hire a FREAK who deliberately mutilated his body to look like an elf. If you want to look like an elf, work on the charisma as they're better looking than humans.
You truly are pathetic. Someone had said earlier that no one would hire you if you went through with the surgery and he is right. As bad as this may sound, no one wants to hire a FREAK who deliberately mutilated his body to look like an elf. If you want to look like an elf, work on the charisma as they're better looking than humans.
Chocobar please do NOT do this. I am probably one of the few here who can speak from experience, for I have had a unicorn horn surgically implanted on my forehead. It was a lifelong dream of mine and a love of unicorns that made me do it. Unicorns and rainbows used to be the in thing, but times change. I to was 18 when I found a surgeon who would agree to do such an operation.
After several operations, I was the proud owner of a beautiful 10" horn coming out of my forehead. I was elated, and used to buck and dance around. All was well at first, my friends often laughed with me about the horn, in fact everyone seemed to get very cheerful when I was around and laughed merrily. But I soon realized that having a 10" sharp obstacle on your head can be a liability. My girlfriend at the time was very supportive before and after the operation. But one day while in a throw of unicorn like passion, I poked my girlfriends eye out with the horn. She soon broke up with me and sued me for physical and emotional damages to which I'm still trying to pay to this day.
It has been 15 years, since my operation, and there is nothing sadder or more pathetic than a 33 year old "rhino man". Yes "rhinoman" is what everyone calls me now, for the only job I could get was at a carnival working along side "octopus boy". I'm also balding and can't put on a friggin hat because this piece of crap horn is in the way. Restless sleeper? If you are and have a 10" freakin' horn, you can look forward to buying a freakin' new mattress once a month or strap that mother down before you go to sleep. Like little kids birthday parties? Well try being the "monster who popped all the balloons at little Johnny what's his face's B-day bash". IT FREAKIN' SUCKS AND I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I SAVE ENOUGH FRICKIN MONEY TO HAVE THIS PIECE O' CRAP HORN REMOVED FROM MY FREAKIN' SKULL!!!!
After several operations, I was the proud owner of a beautiful 10" horn coming out of my forehead. I was elated, and used to buck and dance around. All was well at first, my friends often laughed with me about the horn, in fact everyone seemed to get very cheerful when I was around and laughed merrily. But I soon realized that having a 10" sharp obstacle on your head can be a liability. My girlfriend at the time was very supportive before and after the operation. But one day while in a throw of unicorn like passion, I poked my girlfriends eye out with the horn. She soon broke up with me and sued me for physical and emotional damages to which I'm still trying to pay to this day.
It has been 15 years, since my operation, and there is nothing sadder or more pathetic than a 33 year old "rhino man". Yes "rhinoman" is what everyone calls me now, for the only job I could get was at a carnival working along side "octopus boy". I'm also balding and can't put on a friggin hat because this piece of crap horn is in the way. Restless sleeper? If you are and have a 10" freakin' horn, you can look forward to buying a freakin' new mattress once a month or strap that mother down before you go to sleep. Like little kids birthday parties? Well try being the "monster who popped all the balloons at little Johnny what's his face's B-day bash". IT FREAKIN' SUCKS AND I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I SAVE ENOUGH FRICKIN MONEY TO HAVE THIS PIECE O' CRAP HORN REMOVED FROM MY FREAKIN' SKULL!!!!
Originally posted by: Ranger X
You don't want children? Now, is that by choice or is that because you know you'll never find someone who'll mate with an "Elf"? Hey, if you have a kid he/she will be a Half-Elf.
You truly are pathetic. Someone had said earlier that no one would hire you if you went through with the surgery and he is right. As bad as this may sound, no one wants to hire a FREAK who deliberately mutilated his body to look like an elf. If you want to look like an elf, work on the charisma as they're better looking than humans.
He can always start his own business. Comic Book Store, or Goth Retail Outlet, or Video Sales Place. Or, he could travel the world working at Renaissance fairs. Selling crafty bows and such. There's always the life of a Carne.
Besides, why would he have to work. He'd be an elf, he could just collect his pot of gold at the end of the, oh wait, wrong fictitious character.... OK, back to earlier suggestions.
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: CTho9305
No it won't change. I just don't want any children to take care of. I already have a 3 year old brother and a 1 year old sister and it sucks.
You say that now. Come back here later in 10 years and tell me you love your elf ears and your single life. People change with age no matter how much you disagree.
There are doctors out there that will do it. Consider the consequences though, you may have to live with them for a long long time.
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