Having a surgery to get Elven ears...

[dighn]

teroll

 

[dirtboy]

Originally posted by: notfred

It's probably legal, but I doubt you could find a doctor willing to help you humiliate yourself for the rest of your life.

There are doctors that turn men into women, so why wouldn't they give someone elven ears? I'm sure if you got the $$$$ you can fine someone to do it.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Oh My GOD!! I Can't believe that someone else is also interested in this. Dude, don't listen to these haters, they have no clue what it feels like to be infatuated with elves. I too am infatuated with elves and just like yourself, have fantasized about looking like one. But there is ONE difference. I ACTUALLY GOT THE SURGERY DONE. Yes, my ears look a lot like an elf's ear. I went down to Venezuela and got the surgery done, for cheap. No hassles no nothing. Took 3 weeks for recovery and they were looking wonderful.

Here is a pic. I could tell you EVERYTHING about it. And yes, it feels great to be an elve.

Pic

 

[konichiwa]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Oh My GOD!! I Can't believe that someone else is also interested in this. Dude, don't listen to these haters, they have no clue what it feels like to be infatuated with elves. I too am infatuated with elves and just like yourself, have fantasized about looking like one. But there is ONE difference. I ACTUALLY GOT THE SURGERY DONE. Yes, my ears look a lot like an elf's ear. I went down to Venezuela and got the surgery done, for cheap. No hassles no nothing. Took 3 weeks for recovery and they were looking wonderful.

Here is a pic. I could tell you EVERYTHING about it. And yes, it feels great to be an elve.

Pic

Bahaha what a bad photochop

 

[boyRacer]

lol

 

[MithShrike]

Pffhhh.

*whispers*Most of the people here would think it's pretty cool but they like to bash more than give someone props*/whisper*

 

[Nebor]

Of course, to main authenticity, you'd want to have your genetals modified to that of an elf as well. You DO know what they have down there, right? *shudders*

 

[SammyBoy]

If you go through with it, don't worry, you won't have to deal with all the mocking and ridicule for long, because I am putting a bounty on your head, and AT will hunt you swiftly for the bounty of my enchanted level 7 bow of fortitude.

 

[edmundoab]

hey probably u can get a face of an Undead rather than Elves...
so that u don't need to buy a costume every haloween... saves money...

and you get to scare everyone everyday for the rest of your life.

 

[mindless1]

This is so sad it's funny.

 

[Abhi]

Dude... Get it done...

You DESERVE it...

 

[codeyf]

Are you the same tool that posted his credit card number on the intarweb?

 

[codeyf]

Originally posted by: SammyBoy
If you go through with it, don't worry, you won't have to deal with all the mocking and ridicule for long, because I am putting a bounty on your head, and AT will hunt you swiftly for the bounty of my enchanted level 7 bow of fortitude.

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[loup garou]

Originally posted by: codeyf

Originally posted by: SammyBoy
If you go through with it, don't worry, you won't have to deal with all the mocking and ridicule for long, because I am putting a bounty on your head, and AT will hunt you swiftly for the bounty of my enchanted level 7 bow of fortitude.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Hehe...I was thinking the same thing.

 

[SaturnX]

Hrmm.. sticking feather's up your ass doesn't make you a chicken.. same applies here.

--Mark

 

[CFster]

Man, I got nothing.

Some people are just too stupid to live.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

S
A
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[moshquerade]

Spock-wanna-be

you'd look like a total dorkass if you got elf ears, which you won't, cause you're full of it.

 

[JBT]

HAHA I love this thread so many interesting ideas.

 

[loup garou]

^

This thread is too funny to stop now!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: chocobaR

Originally posted by: murphy55d

Originally posted by: chocobaR

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Elves also don't have any body hair except on their head. (Shadowrun: Players Handbook?)

That's okay. I shaved my legs a week ago. Shaving my armpits and... you know where... won't be a problem.

I call BS. This has to be a joke.

If it isn't, then STOP POSTING and GO OUTSIDE. ELVES ARE NOT REAL.

Jesus christ.

My legs are really shaved. I've already shaved my armpits and... you know where, in the past. I go outside often. I know Elves aren't real. This is not a joke.

Are you for real? :Q

 

[eofeapr]

When you get your new ears,,, would you please bake me some cookies ???

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: eofeapr
When you get your new ears,,, would you please bake me some cookies ???

no,no,he's gotta lead me to the pot of gold first

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: eofeapr
When you get your new ears,,, would you please bake me some cookies ???

no,no,he's gotta lead me to the pot of gold first

And the Lucky Charms!

- M4H

 

[eofeapr]

When you get your new ears,,, would you please bake me some cookies from the magic oven in your hollow tree???