Having a surgery to get Elven ears...

[blakeatwork]

Jesus,

Is this you??

 

[FFactory0x]

HEs 18 and going to play pokemon ruby. WHAT A WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN you say. NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think we should stop making fun of him. I mean we dont want him commiting Elvin suicide Which entails him shooting himself in the head with his bow and arrow

 

[chocobaR]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
HEs 18 and going to play pokemon ruby. WHAT A WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN you say. NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just happen to have fun playing that game, even though it was made for 12 year olds...

 

[Chadder007]

Dude....if you're really going to do this, why not try it out. Maybe with some fake ear points for like a week and see how your life is.

 

[Slickone]

Link


You realize many people get surgery on their ears to make them look normal, like to pin them down when they stick out too much? Maybe there's someone was born with Elven ears that would swap with you?

 

[fumbduck]

You are the coolest person I know.

In all seriousness, the amount it would cost you would be nuts, get penis enlargement surgery, probably cheaper, and bound to get the girls.

 

[iamme]

all you haters.

just do it, man.

i'm sure somewhere among all of the people on this earth, is a girl with elven ears waiting for ya.

btw, if i had to put money on it, i'd bet you won't go through with it. but that's just me.

 

[Alptraum]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
Jesus,

Is this you??

Lmao, thats the first thing I thought of. I haven't seen that site in years.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x

Originally posted by: chocobaR
Okay so I love Elves... I especially love their ears. :heart: I've been thinking of some stuff that I would love to do and doing a plastic surgery to get Elven ears is one of them. I probably won't be doing it right now but I'd like to do it in maybe 5-6 years.

I was wondering if it was legal? Some guy at school said he knew some dude who wanted to get cat whiskers but he wasn't allowed to! :Q

Seriously put down the mouse and keyboard and GET THE HELL OUTSIDE YOU WHACK JOB.

This guy seems like the wizard dude that Triump the insult dog made fun of at that Star Wars convention

I was thinking EXACTLY that!
But I mean seriously, why would you humiliate yourself forever by doing this? You're eighteen, at 30 or so, yuo'll say to yourself "Why oh Why..."

so don't.

 

[chocobaR]

Originally posted by: fumbduck
You are the coolest person I know.

In all seriousness, the amount it would cost you would be nuts, get penis enlargement surgery, probably cheaper, and bound to get the girls.

My current size is PLENTY enough. I really want Elven ears man... Got any info on the price?

 

[Gravity]

wait a few years and then consider it again. Try to think of your children's reaction. You wanna be a "normal" or "cool" parent, right?

 

[BigKev]

A complete waste of $$$$.

 

[chocobaR]

Originally posted by: Gravity
wait a few years and then consider it again. Try to think of your children's reaction. You wanna be a "normal" or "cool" parent, right?

None. I hate children and want to have a total of: 0.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Gravity
wait a few years and then consider it again. Try to think of your children's reaction. You wanna be a "normal" or "cool" parent, right?

Him getting his ears bobbed like an Elves pretty much guarantees that he will be excluded from the Gene Pool

 

[murphy55d]

is that you, imtim83?

 

[Legendary]

[loudspeaker] Paging the M4H "Kill Yourself" jpg - anyone with the jpg please come to the front with a link. Thank you. [/loudspeaker]

 

[anxi80]

words escape me...

whats next, someone asking to have their leg chopped off so they can get a wooden peg leg replacement and be a pirate?

 

[Slickone]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
Jesus,

Is this you??

LOL! Says he's a computer programmer. Maybe he's on AT? He's proud that his website is popular. Oblivious as to why.

 

[fumbduck]

Originally posted by: chocobaR

Originally posted by: fumbduck
You are the coolest person I know.

In all seriousness, the amount it would cost you would be nuts, get penis enlargement surgery, probably cheaper, and bound to get the girls.

My current size is PLENTY enough. I really want Elven ears man... Got any info on the price?

Presently, i am s, I don't see the prices of that anywhere! You are going to have to consolt a surgeon yourself!

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Gravity
wait a few years and then consider it again. Try to think of your children's reaction. You wanna be a "normal" or "cool" parent, right?

Him getting his ears bobbed like an Elves pretty much guarantees that he will be excluded from the Gene Pool

Thank God, he'll be excluding himself from the gene pool.

Originally posted by: chocobaR

Originally posted by: Gravity
wait a few years and then consider it again. Try to think of your children's reaction. You wanna be a "normal" or "cool" parent, right?

None. I hate children and want to have a total of: 0.

 

[CPA]

Man, and I was in a depressed mood before I starting reading this thread.

I want to thank everyone for making me laugh my a$$ off. My day is already better.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Gravity
wait a few years and then consider it again. Try to think of your children's reaction. You wanna be a "normal" or "cool" parent, right?

Him getting his ears bobbed like an Elves pretty much guarantees that he will be excluded from the Gene Pool

I hope that is true


Ausm

 

[J0hnny]

Go get the elf ears, that way it guarantees you won't be passing on your genes and let the wackoness die in your generation.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: jjsole
and hang out with this guy, you'll look normal.

at least with that guy, when he hooks up with a girl and his friends ask him how it was, he can say 'she was GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!'

 

[dman]

Have you considered if you do that, People might mistake you for a vulcan. Then you'd be a trekkie.

I think you should reconsider.