Give me tips on HOW to slow down my relationship.. we are going way too fast.

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Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: The_good_guy
morning peeps,

just wanted to bump for ideas..

actually I am about to call her to see what her thoughts of last night were.. maybe we can come up with a solution of slowing down. Ofcourse I need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me.

and oh yeah she is a virgin too..

She's a virgin?

Well Jesus H. Christ, what the hell are you waiting for?

You'll be the best sex she's ever had. :D

- M4H
 

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Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: The_good_guy
morning peeps,

just wanted to bump for ideas..

actually I am about to call her to see what her thoughts of last night were.. maybe we can come up with a solution of slowing down. Ofcourse I need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me.

and oh yeah she is a virgin too..

She's a virgin?

Well Jesus H. Christ, what the hell are you waiting for?

You'll be the best sex she's ever had. :D

- M4H

I thought so, too... guess I was wrong.



:eek:
 

pulse8

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May 3, 2000
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My idea is to dump this girl because you have no idea how to handle her.

And just because you get physical a week into a relationship doesn't mean you're basing it on sex.

You can have sex on the first date, but as long as you can have a meaningful conversation together, your relationship will be just fine.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: The_good_guy
morning peeps,

just wanted to bump for ideas..

actually I am about to call her to see what her thoughts of last night were.. maybe we can come up with a solution of slowing down. Ofcourse I need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me.

and oh yeah she is a virgin too..

Like his other thread this is just a sad attempt by the Goof Guy to let us all know that he might have found a female hard up enough to give him some.
 

guyver01

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Sep 25, 2000
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Originally posted by: The_good_guyI need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me...

ok.. dude.... you're officially kicked out of manhood.. turn in your nuts at the door.

:disgust:

 

Spac3d

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Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: The_good_guyI need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me...

ok.. dude.... you're officially kicked out of manhood.. turn in your nuts at the door.

:disgust:

Hell ya, guyver01 is right.

I think we should vote the good guy out of AT.:disgust:
 

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Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Get over it, good lord.

There are more things in life than getting laid.


(read: getting laid by two chicks at once)
 

slikmunks

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Originally posted by: The_good_guy
morning peeps,

just wanted to bump for ideas..

actually I am about to call her to see what her thoughts of last night were.. maybe we can come up with a solution of slowing down. Ofcourse I need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me.

and oh yeah she is a virgin too..

in case SHE bones YOU? is there soemthing you're not telling us...?
 

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Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: slikmunks
Originally posted by: The_good_guy
morning peeps,

just wanted to bump for ideas..

actually I am about to call her to see what her thoughts of last night were.. maybe we can come up with a solution of slowing down. Ofcourse I need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me.

and oh yeah she is a virgin too..

in case SHE bones YOU? is there soemthing you're not telling us...?

In Russia, you still don't bone her.
 

AreaCode707

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Sep 21, 2001
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You guys could make a girl swear off men for life with these answers. This is the most definitive proof I've seen that ATOT males think with their lesser head and NONE of them deserve to ever have sex.
:disgust:
 

SandLizard

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Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
You guys could make a girl swear off men for life with these answers. This is the most definitive proof I've seen that ATOT males think with their lesser head and NONE of them deserve to ever have sex.
:disgust:

i resent that. some here (including me) have attempted to give a lucid and non-groin-regioned based response to the good guy's dilemna.

-sandlizard
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: SandLizard
Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
You guys could make a girl swear off men for life with these answers. This is the most definitive proof I've seen that ATOT males think with their lesser head and NONE of them deserve to ever have sex.
:disgust:

i resent that. some here (including me) have attempted to give a lucid and non-groin-regioned based response to the good guy's dilemna.

-sandlizard

The rest of us are taking obvious shots and parodying the proliferation of "Why won't she sleep with me?" and "OMFG SHE TOUCHED ME!!!!1!!1" girl threads around here.

Or we're just being dicks. That too.

- M4H
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: SandLizard

i resent that. some here (including me) have attempted to give a lucid and non-groin-regioned based response to the good guy's dilemna.

-sandlizard

You are hereby exempted. ;)

And M4H, I know you're just messing around. :)
 

Spac3d

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Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
You guys could make a girl swear off men for life with these answers. This is the most definitive proof I've seen that ATOT males think with their lesser head and NONE of them deserve to ever have sex.
:disgust:

Welcome to life. Get used to us or ignore the way we think.

Spac3d
 

FrontlineWarrior

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: The_good_guy
morning peeps,

just wanted to bump for ideas..

actually I am about to call her to see what her thoughts of last night were.. maybe we can come up with a solution of slowing down. Ofcourse I need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me.

and oh yeah she is a virgin too..

Like his other thread this is just a sad attempt by the Goof Guy to let us all know that he might have found a female hard up enough to give him some.

word.
 

cressida

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Sep 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: The_good_guy
morning peeps,

just wanted to bump for ideas..

actually I am about to call her to see what her thoughts of last night were.. maybe we can come up with a solution of slowing down. Ofcourse I need to be packing soon (condoms that is) just in case she bones me.

and oh yeah she is a virgin too..

affirmative. you are up to bat.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
You guys could make a girl swear off men for life with these answers. This is the most definitive proof I've seen that ATOT males think with their lesser head and NONE of them deserve to ever have sex.
:disgust:
When a guy is some sort of cross between attention whore and sexual neophyte, he deserves what he gets. Women keep each other in line by back stabbing each other until someone develops an eating disorder. Guys rip on each other as a gentle and subtle way of pointing out one's short comings (or lack of comings in this case).

If this thread was an isolated incident, you'd have a point. This is the last in a series of threads whose only conclusion is ripping on TGG that you see here.