Funniest Chat Quotes

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: iRONic
<ieee1394> So I go out into the hallway and am just turning into the bathroom
<ieee1394> And I see my dad walking into the guest bedroom
<ieee1394> So I'm like: "Hey dad, not getting any again tonight?"
<ieee1394> And he just looks at me and says:
<ieee1394> "Hey son, want me to disconnect the broadband so you can't get any tonight?"
<ieee1394> And all I could do was turn around and go back into my room.

:laugh:

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Too vulgar to paste into this forum, but here's the link: http://www.bash.org/?246405

LOL

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

:laugh:

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Session Start (hiimdannylee:CSD924): Tue Aug 07 00:05:44 2007
[00:05] CSD924: codfish, let me know
[00:05] *** Auto-response sent to CSD924: I am currently away from the computer.
[00:09] *** "CSD924" signed off at Tue Aug 07 00:09:24 2007.
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[10:23] *** "CSD924" signed on at Tue Aug 07 10:23:16 2007.
[10:23] CSD924: wake up, codfish
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[11:44] *** "CSD924" signed on at Tue Aug 07 11:44:33 2007.
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[19:19] *** "CSD924" signed on at Tue Aug 07 19:19:23 2007.
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[20:10] *** "CSD924" signed on at Tue Aug 07 20:10:04 2007.
[20:19] CSD924: codfish
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[22:50] *** "CSD924" signed on at Tue Aug 07 22:50:44 2007.
[03:27] *** You have been disconnected. Wed Aug 08 03:27:57 2007.
[03:29] *** "CSD924" signed on at Wed Aug 08 03:29:41 2007.
Session Close (CSD924): Wed Aug 08 08:18:00 2007

I don't understand why this is funny

 

[MotionMan]

My two favorites are oldies:

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

and

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

MotionMan

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: MotionMan
My two favorites are oldies:

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

and

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

MotionMan

LOL

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: MotionMan
My two favorites are oldies:

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

and

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

MotionMan

HA!

 

[MrWizzard]

While sharing the funny of this thread with a friend the following just happened.

(19:58:56) FRIEND: lawl
(19:59:06) FRIEND: "LINKREMOVED" europe.jpg
(19:59:21) ME: DUDE!!!!
(19:59:24) FRIEND: rofl
(19:59:29) ME: you could warn me please!
(19:59:39) FRIEND: nsfw
(19:59:49) ME: remember 37 inch screen living with family
(19:59:58) FRIEND: oh snap
(20:00:02) FRIEND: that's not the kitty one
(20:00:05) FRIEND: ...
(20:00:08) FRIEND: LOL
(20:00:09) ME: ......