FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[dude]

and the shallow copper

 

[dude]

to apprehend her for

 

[dude]

running past lil junior

 

[dude]

cuz he didn't hear

 

[dude]

sounds behind the former

 

[dude]

building called "The Furmur"

 

[Helpless]

, which is where dude...

 

[Helpless]

spams posts in hopes...

 

[Helpless]

of "Golden Member Status"

 

[ThundercatHO]

story is too long

 

[Helpless]

yet it continues on...

 

[Snelski]

and on and on...

 

[Helpless]

like a German autobahn

 

[dcdomain]

Another reason why the

 

[HappyFace]

cheese is so tasty

 

[IBhacknU]

and the moron posts.

 

[dcdomain]

Is this the end...

 

[IBhacknU]

.... no, the end occurs....

 

[Yeeny]

when the fat lady

 

[Regine]

spreads her big white...

 

[IBhacknU]

boat bumpers and sings

 

[dcdomain]

Again, suddenly, out of

 

[snow patrol]

nothing, appears Luchiano Paverotti

 

[Yeeny]

who grabs the lady and

(Look, I know its five words, I can't count, ok?)

 

[IBhacknU]

proceeds to bellow out