FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[Locutus of Board]

And toolgirl is hot!

 

[3615buck]

Everybody knows that... But

 

[prodigy]

she has a boyfriend

 

[3615buck]

,a nice boy who

 

[IBhacknU]

doesn't take her out

 

[3615buck]

but she doesn't care

 

[IBhacknU]

because of his BIG

 

[3615buck]

MAC ! Yes, fastfoods are

 

[IBhacknU]

the reason toolgirl enjoys

 

[3615buck]

life ! But she also

 

[Locutus of Board]

likes tools. The metal

 

[3615buck]

and the leather of

 

[HappyFace]

her orange tool belt

 

[IBhacknU]

put a smile on

 

[HappyFace]

cuz you are happy !

(my --> <-- doesn't count as a word, right?)

 

[Ariel]

Just then, IBhacknU touched

 

[dcdomain]

himself while thinking of

 

[IBhacknU]

bush.








George W. Bush.

 

[dcdomain]

Suddenly, the phone rings

 

[BuckMaster]

and Adul answers saying

 

[HoopDogg]

fvck the fvcking fvckers!! :|

 

[rhinox99]

then he took the

 

[dcdomain]

phone and shoved it

 

[The Wildcard]

where the sun don't

 

[IBhacknU]

set. Next he ran