FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[focusyn]

to take a sh*t

 

[dcdomain]

but on the way...

 

[Napalm381]

a flesh eating monkey....

 

[IBhacknU]

got intimate with his

 

[Napalm381]

big, long, thick, hard....

 

[dcdomain]

wet hairy third leg.

 

[IBhacknU]

Adul had never experienced

 

[HappyFace]

these crazy good vibrations

 

[dcdomain]

his face was flushed

 

[Helpless]

coming from his cordless...

 

[dcdomain]

force feedback ir mouse

 

[Helpless]

which was firmly lodged

 

[BiggieN]

up his big stinky

 

[MustangSVT]

fast itch relief needed

 

[dude]

to finish the deed

 

[dude]

Only fifteen minutes later...

 

[dude]

a big fat alligator

 

[dude]

decided to date her

 

[dude]

but it was improper

 

[dude]

to tell her daughter

 

[dude]

to light a firecracker

 

[dude]

so near the senator

 

[dude]

who lived in Denver

 

[dude]

while eating his dinner

 

[dude]

to tell his doctor