FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[IBhacknU]

cause you'll go BLIND.

 

[zbalat]

and have to use

 

[4824guy]

a bandage on your

 

[IBhacknU]

left palm. Don't worry....

 

[dcdomain]

WD-40 fixes everything, even...

 

[AkumaX]

rust from your mom's....

 

[IBhacknU]

chastity belt. The problem

 

[Bryan]

comes back only if

 

[monto]

grammar were the case

 

[IBhacknU]

and you lost your

 

[focusyn]

penis in a blender

 

[Budman]

Then WD-40 Wouldnt work.

 

[3615buck]

But anyway, who cares ?

 

[Locutus of Board]

It's not used anyway....

 

[Helpless]

by people with big

 

[AkumaX]

nutz in their mouth

 

[Helpless]

and nutt on their

 

[dracman]

Very Long and plentiful....

 

[IBhacknU]

peanut butter sandwich. Besides,

 

[Ariel]

after all the excitement

 

[ManSnake]

Paulson is officially gone!

 

[Helpless]

Since he is gone....

 

[poolshark]

where are the babes?

 

[3615buck]

They are all here

 

[IBhacknU]

just not 24/7 like