Epicness incoming... will post the after picture: [UPDATED with final PICS!]

[RossMAN]

pic fiance's close friend, please. :whiste:

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[SandEagle]

you're doing it wrong. it the woman who should do the cooking.

 

[Zeze]

She just left. Boo.

We talked about her sex life too. No threesome, boooo.

Good night y'all. I'll post the 'after' pic tomorrow.

 

[mple]

What kind of oil do you use?

 

[Newbian]

She just left. Boo.

We talked about her sex life too. No threesome, boooo.

Good night y'all. I'll post the 'after' pic tomorrow.

You failed.

Only one thing to do and invite a guy friend over to do the 3some but don't end up in the middle.

 

[fjmeat]

lol

 

[Auric]

Mmm, spitroast.

 

[herm0016]

mid rare or bust.

all aboard the failboat in this thread!

 

[SKORPI0]

YAEFPBZ (YetAnotherEpicFailPostByZeZe). :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

I came, I saw, I leave this tread disappointed.

 

[drebo]

I'm pretty sure that you already know this Zeze but for the rest of the amateur hour that I've seen in this thread (I want my steak without any pink *shudder*) that actually wants to try a decent steak medium or preferably medium rare, don't forget to let the steak rest for at least 30 minutes after cooking it. I typically do this by putting it on a plate and tenting it with foil.

You rest a roast, not a steak. The point of resting is because the meat continues to hold on to the heat and continues to cook beyond when you pull it out of the oven/off the grill. So you pull it out early and let the inside finish cooking with the heat of the outside...this helps the roast heat evenly and avoids having a bloody center and a charred outside.

A steak is far too small (well, maybe a porterhouse or something could get some help from it) for any affect of "resting" after cooking.

 

[waggy]

mid rare or bust.

all aboard the failboat in this thread!

agreed. that is how a steak should be! though that depends on the steak. i had one rare that was flat out amazing. a buddy of mine's dad got them and made them up (he wouldn't buy cheap stuff. also has a few million in the bank). the steak was amazing.

 

[Northern Lawn]

High heat cast iron + bring steak to room temp first for an hour:

Last time I did that with a ribeye the dog snagged it off the counter.

 

[Newbian]

Last time I did that with a ribeye the dog snagged it off the counter.

I would assume it's because you didn't buy two for sharing.

 

[Zeze]

YAEFPBZ (YetAnotherEpicFailPostByZeZe). :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

I came, I saw, I leave this tread disappointed.

Pictures updated as promised!

 

[Newbian]

Pictures updated as promised!

Lack of boobs makes me sad.

 

[dank69]

Ban

 

[Anubis]

why do you hate vegetables so much

 

[bigrash]

We invited my fiance's close friend for her belated birthday dinner.

She's cute too. I've always joked and even semi-seriously asked if we could have a threesome. I pray to god tonight is the night.

Now I know how to cook my steak. I will post the 'after' picture.

[update: here they are]

Damn that steak looks good.

 

[mmntech]

anything past medium isn't worth eating

My family being British, they cook the shit out of everything. "If it's not black, it's not done." Ate more than my share of well done steaks and shoe leather pork chops growing up. It's hard convincing them not to overcook things.

 

[BudAshes]

My family being British, they cook the shit out of everything. "If it's not black, it's not done." Ate more than my share of well done steaks and shoe leather pork chops growing up. It's hard convincing them not to overcook things.

It's one of those things you have to do when you have shit ingredients, but once you have some decent food to start with cooking the hell out of it makes no sense.

 

[Sluggo]

Thanks for PMing me the pics of the threesome, both of the girls are quite cute and very sexy!:thumbsup:

 

[olds]

<--- leaves thread disappointed

 

[CZroe]

<--- leaves thread disappointed

Good thing you didn't read the post above you. Zeze's inbox is probably already flooded.

 

[Ns1]

You jinxed it. Better luck next time.

 

[GundamW]

She just left. Boo.

We talked about her sex life too. No threesome, boooo.

Good night y'all. I'll post the 'after' pic tomorrow.

lol, she got her meat of the night already. What do you expect?

Nice job on the steaks, btw.