Easiest way to get a girlfriend?

[Capt Caveman]

I don't think many girls find that attractive. :hmm:

You should read his threads in L&R if you want some entertainment.

 

[Capt Caveman]

From what I've heard, most companies want people who are leaders and good team players.

And since you're neither of those, even if you lied during the interview process, you wouldn't last very long after starting.

 

[Hacp]

And since you're neither of those, even if you lied during the interview process, you wouldn't last very long after starting.

On the contrary, I am quite an excellent leader and team player. I have had multiple leadership titles and I make sure to put them all on my resume.

 

[FatClown]

Get a net and a net launcher.... girlfriend acquired.

Or just buy a blow up doll and tell the interviewer how you guys hang out all the time.

or better yet, a Poké ball

 

[Pantlegz]

just go to a local bar, have a few drinks then whip your dick out and star to helicopter it around like an idiot and toss $100's around like everyone else on ATOT and you'll get tons of puss...

 

[xanis]

win the lottery

 

[Hacp]

win the lottery

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't need a job thus I wouldn't need a girlfriend.

 

[FDF12389]

Be attractive, physically or emotionally.

 

[Mxylplyx]

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't need a job thus I wouldn't need a girlfriend.

Quoted

 

[Joseph F]

This thread is full of win!

 

[davmat787]

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't need a job thus I wouldn't need a girlfriend.

Wait, the only reason you want a GF is to supposedly enhance your employment opportunities? I think you are "confused" on many levels....

 

[HAL9000]

Wait, the only reason you want a GF is to supposedly enhance your employment opportunities? I think you are "confused" on many levels....

This. I can't believe this guy sometimes, He is a confusing person.

 

[Lifted]

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't need a job thus I wouldn't need a girlfriend.

Asexual or homosexual?

 

[Jaepheth]

Getting a good girlfriend and getting an easy girlfriend are mutually exclusive goals.

 

[jupiter57]

Well, employers like people that are sociable and enjoyable to work with. Having a girlfriend automatically gives you an edge. They know you aren't some basement dwelling MMO addict.

But they will know that you are when they see your pasty white skin.

 

[busydude]

Is TridenT hacking accounts one by one.. few days back it was Sandeagle and now Hacp?

 

[HAL9000]

Is TridenT hacking accounts one by one.. few days back it was Sandeagle and now Hacp?

This isn't like TridenT he is miserable and wines about how awful his life is and how he can't get a job or a girlfriend. This guy is cold.

 

[iGas]

About interview
If someone mentioned about his/her gf/bf in an interview without being asked about it, I will never hire that person, I wouldn't mind if he mentions his kids or wife. I guess it depends on the interviewer's age group..

About girl
Look for single foreign student, they are the easiest bunch, lonely and vulnerable. Looks for ones that do not come from rich family.

Totally agree.

GF/wife has nothing to do with work IMHO.

 

[zerocool84]

Problem solved

 

[Lifted]

Problem solved

What's she doing out of the kitchen?

 

[KaOTiK]

What's she doing out of the kitchen?

waiting to pleasure you between commercials, duh

 

[Malak]

wait...

do you want a girlfriend... or a pet dog?

because i'm not sure you know what a "girlfriend" actually is.

You are obviously poor.

 

[Malak]

Problem solved

 

[HAL9000]

You are obviously poor.

How is that obvious from his post?

 

[Malak]

How is that obvious from his post?

Rich people have completely different kinds of relationships, duh.