Easiest way to get a girlfriend?

[guyver01]

You are obviously poor.

You are obviously single.

 

[guyver01]

People like me pay for companionship.

that makes alot of sense now.

so you consider the corner hooker a "girlfriend" ... good to know.

 

[Malak]

that makes alot of sense now.

so you consider the corner hooker a "girlfriend" ... good to know.

Shit no, I'm poor too.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

So I am going to be looking for work after I graduate college next year and I need every edge I can get. Someone recently said that interviewers like to hear that their potential employees have girlfriends, especially when you're talking about engineering (because most engineering guys don't have girlfriends). Its a way to differentiate myself.

Now I am set on obtaining a girlfriend but I need tips on how to proceed. I want one that doesn't require much attention, doesn't require lots of money to maintain, and is reasonably attractive. Knowing what you want is half the battle or so I've heard. Now, the other half is actually acquiring one. I am clueless on how to begin. Atot, help me.

Chloroform?

 

[zerocool84]

Chloroform?

Go up to a girl at a bar, hold up a rag to her face, and ask her if it smells like chloroform to her.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Search L&R using skimmilk and do the opposite.

LMAO :thumbsup:

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Very easy once you know where to look.

is that site for real?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

is that site for real?

Yup and, so are the trojans.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

On the contrary, I am quite an excellent leader and team player. I have had multiple leadership titles and I make sure to put them all on my resume.

WOW Guild leader?

 

[zerocool84]

WOW Guild leader?

lulz

 

[IndyColtsFan]

WOW Guild leader?

Yes, I think this was his photo:

That cape is a sign of him being the guild leader.

 

[JulesMaximus]

About interview
If someone mentioned about his/her gf/bf in an interview without being asked about it, I will never hire that person, I wouldn't mind if he mentions his kids or wife. I guess it depends on the interviewer's age group..

About girl
Look for single foreign student, they are the easiest bunch, lonely and vulnerable. Looks for ones that do not come from rich family.

Mail order bride? Is that how you got your GF?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Yes, I think this was his photo:

That cape is a sign of him being the guild leader.

Is that Trident wearing a wig?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

A girlfriend is just 5 beers away from a meaningful overnight relationship.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

This thread is awesome :thumbsup:

Indeed.

Hacpident? no... Tracp? Maybe...

 

[CrackRabbit]

1. Realize that you have some type of mental issue(s), and seek help for them.
2. Realize that employers don't give two shits about your social life or if you have a girlfriend or not as long as it doesn't affect how you work.
3. Stop Posting
4. ?
5. Girlfriend and Profit.

 

[evident]

not make dumbass posts on atot or p&n... oh wait that won't really help you either

 

[BoomerD]

In the case of the OP, buy/rent one. It's really the only way.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[bobdole369]

WOW Guild leader?

I actually have had 2 resumes submitted to me where that is called out as "leadership skills".

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I actually have had 2 resumes submitted to me where that is called out as "leadership skills".

Did you hire either person?

 

[fire400]

have you ever met or spoken to a woman? D:

lolololololololol...

 

[Bateluer]

Did you hire either person?

Now, in all fairness, effectively running a large guild in an MMO does require some organizational ability.

 

[Leros]

Actually, single people probably make better employees. They're willing to devote more energy to work.

 

[olds]

Harpoon