Originally posted by: Chris Rock
There's a lot of racism going on in the world today. Who's more racist, black people or white people? Black people, because we hate black people too. Everything that white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people. There's some sh!t going on with black people right now. It's like a civil war going on with black people and there's two sides... There's black people, and there's n1ggers. The n1ggers have go to go. Every time black people want to have a good time, ignorant a$$ n1ggers fvck it up. Can't do nothing without n1ggers fvcking it up. Can't keep a disco open more than three weeks. Grand opening, grand closing. Can't go to a movie the first week it comes out. Why? Cause n1ggers are going to shoot holes in the screen. What kind of ignorant sh!t is that? 'Hey this is a good movie, it's so good I gotta bust a cap in it' Hey, I love black people, but I hate n1ggers. Boy I hate n1ggers, I wish they'd let me join the Klu Klux Klan. I'm tired of n1ggers man, you can't have sh!t when you're around n1ggers. You can't have no big screen tv. You can have it, but you better move it in at three in the morning. You can't have sh!t in your house around n1ggers, because n1ggers will break into your house and steal it. n1ggers that live right next door to you, will break into your house, and come over the next morning and say 'I heard you got robbed'. You know what's the worst thing about n1ggers? n1ggers always want credit for some sh!t they're supposed to do. A n1gger will say some sh!t like, 'I take care of my kids'. You're supposed to you dumb mother fvcker! 'I ain't never been to jail." What you want, a cookie? You're not supposed to go to jail, you low expectation ignorant a$$ mother fvcker! You know the worst thing about n1ggers, the WORST thing about n1ggers? n1ggers love to not know. Nothing makes a n1gger happier than not knowing the answer to your question. 'Hey man, what's the capital of Zaire?' 'Shoot, I don't know that sh!t! I'm just keeping it real, just keeping it real.' Yeah, you're keeping it real, real dumb. n1ggers hate knowledge. sh!t, if you're afraid a n1gger will break into your house, and you wanna save your money, you know what you do? You put the money in a book. Cause n1ggers don't read. Books are like kryptonite to a n1gger. 'Here's a book.' 'NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not a book!'"