Describe your ideal wife

[Dirigible]

Someone exactly like the woman standing behind me right now would be perfect. :ninja:

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Someone exactly like the woman standing behind me right now would be perfect. :ninja:

I assume she's reading exactly what you're writing.

 

[middlehead]

Deaf
Dumb
Blind
Her daddy owns a liquor store

She must-a be blind, so she cannot see who is doing these things to her.

She must-a be deaf, so she cannot hear what is being done to her.

She must-a be dumb, so she cannot say what has been done to her this day.

And she gotta have-a big-a tits, like-a this! BOOM-BA BOOM-BA!

 

[Soundmanred]

OP creeps me out.
Me and every woman in the world over 5 years old.

 

[TheVrolok]

Is OP retarded... orrr?

 

[MustISO]

I married her.

Great cook and loves doing it
Big boobs
Very smart, strong career
Likes to decorate and take care of the house
Enjoys golf and watching football
Knows what it means to "take care of her man"
Believes in traditional gender roles for men and women

Good thing you married her, sounds like a wonderful woman.

 

[boomerang]

Is OP retarded... orrr?

Both

 

[cutforscience]

she's a woman

rofl

not all asian females are children

 

[CPA]

Would you say no to this?


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Yes, I would say no to that. It's obvious she is an enviro-wacko.

 

[cutforscience]

OP creeps me out.
Me and every woman in the world over 5 years old.

don't worry i won't go after you and your children if that's you on the avatar

 

[schneiderguy]

Yes, I would say no to that. It's obvious she is an enviro-wacko.

shens, your penis doesn't care

 

[cutforscience]

me want

 

[TheVrolok]

Uhohs and this guy should hang out.

 

[spidey07]

Good thing you married her, sounds like a wonderful woman.

One her greatest pleasures is to make me a sammich/lunch for work or if I'm out on the course without her. She will make them for all four of us.

She was a sandwitch artist at subway in her teens.

Damn. I. Love. My. Wife.

 

[Soundmanred]

don't worry i won't go after you and your children if that's you on the avatar

No, that's another members horrendous ex-girlfriend.
So if I was an attractive woman you would come after me and my children?
Sicko.

 

[cutforscience]

She's Black.

That's racist!

 

[Skitzer]

she's black.

That's racist!

wwybywb?

 

[cutforscience]

what the?

i am not trolling

 

[schneiderguy]

what the?

i am not trolling

He knows what wwybywb means. Suspicious :hmm:

 

[TheVrolok]

He knows what wwybywb means. Suspicious :hmm:

Does anyone actually think he's a new poster? 😛

 

[KeithTalent]

182 posts and counting in two days; congrats.

KT

 

[ElFenix]

Would you say no to this?


=

the japanese are getting too good at this

 

[cutforscience]

He knows what wwybywb means. Suspicious :hmm:

urbandictionary

and since 10 people asked me

 

[cutforscience]

Does anyone actually think he's a new poster? 😛

i found this site while i was googling

there was an indian dude and a chinese dude teabagging a white dude in a thread and i wanted to jump in.

 

[moshquerade]

i found this site while i was googling

there was an indian dude and a chinese dude teabagging a white dude in a thread and i wanted to jump in.

there are forums out there that would love for you to jump in something like that.