Describe your ideal wife

[Tristicus]

Yes, we know you like 13 year old chinese boys.

Now gtfo. Kthx.

 

[olds]

3' tall with a flat head to sit my drink on.

 

[schneiderguy]

Would you say no to this?


=

 

[BudAshes]

plus if she lay down on you she would be uncomfortable if she had enormous tits

but i actually have no idea if it's true since i never had sex

I have a feeling this will change once you get it on.

 

[eits]

more beautiful than hot, her eyes smile when she smiles, size 2, cute feet, smart, funny, likes the same things i like (but not EVERYTHING i like), sexual, loyal, faithful, understands the meaning of commitment, caring, practices good hygiene, laser hair removal wherever necessary, understanding, the kind of woman who would love to spend time with her kids, musician...

i think that just about covers all the bases...

 

[sdifox]

more beautiful than hot, her eyes smile when she smiles, size 2, cute feet, smart, funny, likes the same things i like (but not EVERYTHING i like), sexual, loyal, faithful, understands the meaning of commitment, caring, practices good hygiene, laser hair removal wherever necessary, understanding, the kind of woman who would love to spend time with her kids, musician...

i think that just about covers all the bases...

It's good to have dreams :awe:

 

[spidey07]

I married her.

Great cook and loves doing it
Big boobs
Very smart, strong career
Likes to decorate and take care of the house
Enjoys golf and watching football
Knows what it means to "take care of her man"
Believes in traditional gender roles for men and women

 

[Quiksilver]

Terry Nova

 

[boomerang]

Deaf
Dumb
Blind
Her daddy owns a liquor store

 

[cutforscience]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[NikolaeVarius]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Okay, she can't be more than 14. Or there is some extreme shopping going on

 

[cutforscience]

Yesss i want herrrrrrrrr

 

[cutforscience]

I WANT HERRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRR AGAGAGAGA igigighsushauhsduahhdu

 

[Kyle]

I married her.

Great cook and loves doing it
Enjoys golf and watching football

you lucky son of a bitch...

 

[Zebo]

Mute, deep throats, and pays her CC debts.

 

[spidey07]

you lucky son of a bitch...

Yes, yes I am. To this day we consider ourselves both lucky we found each other. Thanks eHarmony!

 

[cutforscience]

wow.. lots of assholes here

lol

 

[Slew Foot]

3' 11"
550 pounds
Odd number of boobs
One arm

 

[El Guaraguao]

a woman who can cook. that is all.

 

[Zebo]

I married her.

Great cook and loves doing it
Big boobs
Very smart, strong career
Likes to decorate and take care of the house
Enjoys golf and watching football
Knows what it means to "take care of her man"
Believes in traditional gender roles for men and women

Good job Spidey.. don't like big tits meself more into athletic women but rest is GTG.

 

[cutforscience]

lol

 

[mizzou]

A mysterious imp that leaves clues and intricate trinkets around the house for me to explore.

 

[Zebo]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

You call us assholes but at least we're not pedophiles.

 

[cutforscience]

how is that pedophilia?

 

[KeithTalent]

Does not exist.

KT