Describe your ideal wife

[cutforscience]

short
large round head
small tits
pink nipples
pale skin
small nose
real tight

 

[Bateluer]

A physically fit runner with the dedication and willingness to train, good sense of humor, no desire for children, lean physique.

 

[Soccerman06]

so your girl is asian?

 

[cutforscience]

why you ask

u interested?

 

[jjzelinski]

Tall - More then 5'7"

slim - Prefer athletic

humorous - to the point of occasionally being silly and perfectly fine with it. Thinking farts are funny (i.e. base humor) is a big plus. Keeps things fun and natural. Preferably NOT obnoxious.

intelligent - Well read, quick witted, but not at the expense of humor or compassion

accomplished - To the point of independence however I'm attracted to intelligent women in intellectually demanding career fields

compassionate - all to often is this the trade off with intelligent and accomplished.

Eyes - Blue or green. The lighter the better.


Something tells me I'm taking your thread too seriously.

 

[Jumpem]

short
large round head
small tits
pink nipples
pale skin
small nose
real tight

What!?

 

[MotF Bane]

What!?

Pedobear approves!

 

[cutforscience]

smaller tits = lower probability of getting cheated

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Small tits = fucking awesome

 

[manlymatt83]

I actually answered this today: a hoodie-wearing, in shape, christian girl without the christian.

 

[schneiderguy]

What!?

Small tits age better than big ones.

 

[cutforscience]

plus if she lay down on you she would be uncomfortable if she had enormous tits

but i actually have no idea if it's true since i never had sex

 

[schneiderguy]

plus if she lay down on you she would be uncomfortable if she had enormous tits

but i actually have no idea if it's true since i never had sex

:hmm::hmm::hmm:

 

[cutforscience]

he tits would make my thorax cave in due to pressure and i would die instantly

 

[schneiderguy]

he tits would make my thorax cave in due to pressure and i would die instantly

By small tits how small are we talking? A cup, B cup?

I think B-C is the best. But they're all good ^_^

 

[NikolaeVarius]

By small tits how small are we talking? A cup, B cup?

I think B-C is the best. But they're all good ^_^

Surfboard

 

[cutforscience]

Face > tits

 

[schneiderguy]

Face > tits

Agreed. Tits can make up for a "less than ideal" face though :hmm:

 

[cutforscience]

LOL

 

[dennilfloss]

female (original or after gender reassignment)
kind
classy

 

[schneiderguy]

female (original or after gender reassignment)

D:

 

[gevorg]

Here is a sketch of her (NSFW):

http://content.foto.mail.ru/mail/natalyabogacheva/_animated/i-344.gif

 

[cutforscience]

LOL

 

[NikolaeVarius]

D:

Would you say no to this?


=

 

[cutforscience]

That's not a guy