Describe your ideal wife

[olds]

smaller tits = lower probability of getting cheated

I will tell you, unequivocally, that women with smaller boobs are much more aggressive than women with larger boobs.
Women with larger boobs tend to be shyer.
Unless they are fat. Then they tend to think that they are all that and a bag of chips.

 

[cutforscience]

nevermind

 

[cutforscience]

I will tell you, unequivocally, that women with smaller boobs are much more aggressive than women with larger boobs.
Women with larger boobs tend to be shyer.
Unless they are fat. Then they tend to think that they are all that and a bag of chips.

huh lol

 

[cutforscience]

women with smaller boobs are less confident and more introverted

 

[shortylickens]

Google for Patty Cake.

Or check the Babe thread since I am about to post her there.

 

[KingstonU]

Great cook and loves doing it
Big boobs
Very smart, strong career
Likes to decorate and take care of the house
Enjoys golf and watching football
Knows what it means to "take care of her man"
Believes in traditional gender roles for men and women

I agree with all of the above except for the last part. I much prefer to remove the limitations of "traditional roles". But to each their own.

 

[Dominato3r]

Flawless

 

[schneiderguy]

Flawless

Barf

 

[Dominato3r]

Barf

barf :|

 

[olds]

Flawless

If flawless means ugly, I concur.

 

[Taejin]

i dont understand people who extol taylor swift's outward beauty.. imo she's a bit ugly to me

 

[polarmystery]

i dont understand people who extol taylor swift's outward beauty.. imo she's a bit ugly to me

I concur. Nothing about her body shows signs of feminine fertility.

 

[cutforscience]

Flawless

triple barf

 

[Wordplay]

Jennifer Love Hewitt a perfect mix of sexy and dorky all mixed in one.

 

[Printer Bandit]

1. has a vagina.
2. is breathing.

 

[cutforscience]

virtually all celebrities are ugly in some way

 

[cutforscience]

Jennifer Love Hewitt a perfect mix of sexy and dorky all mixed in one.

honestly she looks like a third-rate slut

 

[MotF Bane]

but i actually have no idea if it's true since i never had sex

my 13 year old son plays xbox 360 at a proficient level

Troll.

 

[cutforscience]

have you ever heard of the word: humor?

 

[cutforscience]

what is a troll?

i mean everyone could be described as a troll here as far as i know

 

[Wordplay]

virtually all celebrities are ugly in some way

dem's fightin words

 

[dank69]

1. has a vagina.
2. is breathing.

Might need to lower your standards a bit.

 

[zerocool84]

Kim Kardashian body/face but definitely not her personality.

 

[cutforscience]

Might need to lower your standards a bit.

LOL

 

[goog40]

Perfection