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Dear fat bitch I was behind this morning in the parking garage

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shiner, you should have been the bigger man here.

No, wait, let me rephrase that! :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Hey, I thought the rant was cool enough to warrant an entry in The Signature Space of Honor. 😀

ps
Not the first time Shinerburke has earned a coveted space either. Coolness gravitates towards coolness, I guess. 😎:beer:
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Thanks man.....I'm honored. First I would like to thank my agent, Bernie you do a great job!! Secondly and most importantly I would like to think the Little Debbie Snack Cake Corporation. Without them I wouldn't have had the chance to vent my rage against a woman who obviously had been living off their Star Crunch product for the last 7 years. Lastly I would like to think all the obese people out there. You guys sacrifice your own health just so people like me will have someone to make us angry with your greasy antics on a daily basis. In the beginning I really didn't know how you all managed to be both fat and stupid, then I came to realize after much observation that the two things usually go hand in hand. I mean really, what intelligent person would eat 4 pounds of Taco Bueno every day for lunch or belly up to the buffet line at Western Sizzllin and skip the salad bar entirely and head straight to the desert bar as their main course? I salute you Mr. and Mrs. Fat bastard. Huzzah!!!!!

 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Next time,

1)Be sure to carry around a Krispy Kreme box in your car.
2)Proceed to throw into her desired parking space.
3)Watch how quickly she learns how to park.
4)Drive past quickly before she finds out it's empty and forms a raging, sweaty, frothing at the mouth human blockade in said lane.
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That might work for another fat woman in the building.
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Lmao! I must have missed that thread, funny too... :beer:
 
Oh man, I drive a Cadillac De Ville and I drive SSSLLLOOOWWW in parking lots. But I watch my mirrors and when I see a red faced buffoon in the rear view the fun begins. I'll do exactly what your lard ass does, except for the signals. I'll signal left and go right anyway. Dashed hopes sort of add to the fun, in my opinion. Road rage has been of tremendous value to me. It affirms my suspicion that I feel like the worst in the world and that the Universe and God are conspiring against me by surrounding me with idiots. I become the idiot by playing that role and then later I begin to see that I was actually always one to somebody else anyway and that makes me somewhat calmer. The fat lard ass that offends me really has always been just how I was taught to feel about me. Of course I had some help cause somebody along the way told me that my rage wasn't really normal but sick. When I realized I wanted to kill them for saying that I began to see.
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Gravity
Glad you don't carry a pistola in your car?
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Actually I do. I have a concealed carry license and keep a 9mm Smith & Wesson in my car.

Doesn't mean I'm an idiot and I'm going to pull it on every jackass that pisses me off while I'm driving. If I did that the population of Tulsa would shrink by 30%. 😉
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:roll:

 
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Oh man, I drive a Cadillac De Ville and I drive SSSLLLOOOWWW in parking lots. But I watch my mirrors and when I see a red faced buffoon in the rear view the fun begins. I'll do exactly what your lard ass does, except for the signals. I'll signal left and go right anyway. Dashed hopes sort of add to the fun, in my opinion. Road rage has been of tremendous value to me. It affirms my suspicion that I feel like the worst in the world and that the Universe and God are conspiring against me by surrounding me with idiots. I become the idiot by playing that role and then later I begin to see that I was actually always one to somebody else anyway and that makes me somewhat calmer. The fat lard ass that offends me really has always been just how I was taught to feel about me. Of course I had some help cause somebody along the way told me that my rage wasn't really normal but sick. When I realized I wanted to kill them for saying that I began to see.
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I have to say one thing about you moonbeam.....you never fail to use 100 words where 10 would do.
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Oh man, I drive a Cadillac De Ville and I drive SSSLLLOOOWWW in parking lots. But I watch my mirrors and when I see a red faced buffoon in the rear view the fun begins. I'll do exactly what your lard ass does, except for the signals. I'll signal left and go right anyway. Dashed hopes sort of add to the fun, in my opinion. Road rage has been of tremendous value to me. It affirms my suspicion that I feel like the worst in the world and that the Universe and God are conspiring against me by surrounding me with idiots. I become the idiot by playing that role and then later I begin to see that I was actually always one to somebody else anyway and that makes me somewhat calmer. The fat lard ass that offends me really has always been just how I was taught to feel about me. Of course I had some help cause somebody along the way told me that my rage wasn't really normal but sick. When I realized I wanted to kill them for saying that I began to see.
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I have to say one thing about you moonbeam.....you never fail to use 100 words where 10 would do.
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Yours could have been shortened to, "Moonbeam, you never fail."

 
I very much dislike bad drivers too but a fat woman makes it even worst. They always have this nasty look at you because they think the only reason you hate them is because they're fat and not because they're bad drivers.
 
Originally posted by: LongAce
I very much dislike bad drivers too but a fat woman makes it even worst. They always have this nasty look at you because they think the only reason you hate them is because they're fat and not because they're bad drivers.
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To be honest, you'd hate them even if they were good drivers. Hahahaha, fatties.
 
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