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Dear fat bitch I was behind this morning in the parking garage

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Originally posted by: Genesys
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Gravity
Glad you don't carry a pistola in your car?
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Actually I do. I have a concealed carry license and keep a 9mm Smith & Wesson in my car.

Doesn't mean I'm an idiot and I'm going to pull it on every jackass that pisses me off while I'm driving. If I did that the population of Tulsa would shrink by 30%. 😉
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an SW 99?
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This is what I carry
 
Originally posted by: RedPickle
LOL this thread is STILL going?
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And going....and going.....and going.

Which reminds me....I saw the fat bitch today. The company she works for, which shares our building, was having some sort of employee appreciation cookout. They had a bunch of grills setup outside between the building at the parking garage. As I was going to lunch I drove past them. The elephant woman was sitting with a couple of other fat women, smaller and I think simply caught in her gravitational field, eating lunch. Instead of the usual plates I saw everyone else with this trilogy of fatasses had a serving plate of hot dogs in front of them that, I'm guessing here, had around 20-25 dogs piled up on it. They were sharing the plate. How sweet. One of the guys I was going to lunch with said "man I'd hate to be around when they get down to the last hot dog on the plate. I bet someone loses a finger"



 
Just got back from lunch......happened to see the fatass parking, guess she had just made a Krispy Kreme run....Anyway she was trying to wedge the Suburban into a spot next to one of the pillars in the parking garage. You guessed it....Sccccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh!!! She put about a 2 foot long divot in her right rear quarter panel. Way to go dumbass!!! I'm wondering if she noticed at all.....Everyone in my car just cracked up at the sight/sound.

I'm going to try and get back in the garage after my meeting and a take a pic with my phone....quality won't be the best....but it will give people here a look at her work.
 
Oh goodie! I have a huge thread in another forum where I did this fab rant on assholes who rant about porkers with drivers licenses. Maybe you can get yourself in the picture cause millions want to know who the dumb ass rant boy is. 😀
 
Where are the pics...and remember not only are you making fun of a fatass but your making fun of someone with a disease it rocks...

Please post pics.
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: RedPickle
LOL this thread is STILL going?
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And going....and going.....and going.

Which reminds me....I saw the fat bitch today. The company she works for, which shares our building, was having some sort of employee appreciation cookout. They had a bunch of grills setup outside between the building at the parking garage. As I was going to lunch I drove past them. The elephant woman was sitting with a couple of other fat women, smaller and I think simply caught in her gravitational field, eating lunch. Instead of the usual plates I saw everyone else with this trilogy of fatasses had a serving plate of hot dogs in front of them that, I'm guessing here, had around 20-25 dogs piled up on it. They were sharing the plate. How sweet. One of the guys I was going to lunch with said "man I'd hate to be around when they get down to the last hot dog on the plate. I bet someone loses a finger"
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AND
Just got back from lunch......happened to see the fatass parking, guess she had just made a Krispy Kreme run....Anyway she was trying to wedge the Suburban into a spot next to one of the pillars in the parking garage. You guessed it....Sccccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh!!! She put about a 2 foot long divot in her right rear quarter panel. Way to go dumbass!!! I'm wondering if she noticed at all.....Everyone in my car just cracked up at the sight/sound.

I'm going to try and get back in the garage after my meeting and a take a pic with my phone....quality won't be the best....but it will give people here a look at her work.
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you just made my day :-D
 
Originally posted by: eigen
Where are the pics...and remember not only are you making fun of a fatass but your making fun of someone with a disease it rocks...

Please post pics.
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Sorry...didn't get a chance to get out there today. Meetings and then we started getting pages that servers were shutting down due to heat....had to run to the main campus....lost 3 mail servers before we got there....turns out some moron had decided to wrap plastic all the way around the 4 rows of server cabinets because they were removing some ceiling tiles. Of course nobody bothered to tell us that.......sooooo.....anyway no pics today.....sorry....I'll try and get some tomorrow.
 
Sorry...no fatmobile today.....even brought my camera in to take pics. Just walked through the garage twice and it's nowhere to be seen. Maybe I can get a pic of the fatass.....hope everyone has a dual monitor setup.
 
I have no patience for dumb drivers. Like the person who waits until the last minute to realize they need to get over 4 lanes to get to the left turn or whatever. The heck if I'm letting your crappy driving arse in front of me. You'll just be driving slow in front of me trying to get over that next lane if I let you in. and if you're female and bad looking and / or driving a 10 year old Nissan or Cavalier with rust spots.. another good sign that you will be trouble in front of me.
 
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