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Dear fat bitch I was behind this morning in the parking garage

shiner

shiner

Lifer
Ok you big fat manatee of a woman. First off you don't have to stop at every corner in the damn parking garage and signal that you are turning right. You know why? BECAUSE GOING UP THE MOTHER FVCKING PARKING GARAGE YOU CAN ONLY TURN RIGHT YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!

Secondly you are allowed to drive more than 5mph in the garage; in fact the posted speed limit is 15mph. I'm fairly certain your Chevy Suburban is capable of going faster than 5mph up the slight incline of the garage. Even carrying the weight of your lard filled ass I'm sure it can manage 15mph.

That brings me to point 3. If you can't park your fvkcing car in a spot that has no other cars in either spot to the side in less than 5 tries you NEED TO BUY A FVCKING SMALLER CAR!!!! If you can't park the mother fvcker in one try then don't drive the son of a bitch! I realize that you are a big fat bloated elephant of a woman but I bet you can wedge your fat ass into something smaller than a Suburban. I'm fairly certain you have no kids to haul around in the damn thing. After all....there is not enough beer in the world to make a guy drunk enough to mount your 95 % body fat Himalayan mountain range sized ass. I don't care how long it has been since a guy has been laid and how desperate he is. Hell....I'm betting that some schmuck that has been on death row, in solitary confinement, without having even seen a woman in 10 years would take one look at your giant butter fed ass and puke at the thought of having sex with you.
 
I would say she needs to go back to the kitchen, where she belongs. But I think, by your description, she should stay out of the kitchen for a while.
 
Originally posted by: Ausm
Would you have felt the same way if she was good looking?


Ausm
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Yes. There's actually a super hot girl here that drives a new Saab. She drives like ass and can't park the damn thing either. I've actually seen her drive her car into the wall twice while attempting to park. Anyway......

One day leaving work she just stopped on the second level of the garage and sat there.....sat there.....sat there.....sat there......she was like this for 2 or 3 minutes.......meanwhile I'm behind her and there are a line of cars behind me. Everyone starts honking. She finally looks up and realizes she's in everyone's way, she was on the phone by the way. She starts to drive off and kills her car. Then I guess she panicked and couldn't get the damn thing restarted. I finally got out of my car, went up to her window and offered to either start the damn thing for her or to push it over the edge of the garage with my Durango if SHE DIDN"T GET THE FVCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!

 
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