Damned impulse buys

[Specop 007]

So, had to get fertilizer. Went to the Tractor Supply store, and the kid sees baby chickens and ducks. Well, she likes them, thinks there cute. I have a sudden urge for roasted duck.
What happens?
Goddamned impulse buys.

Duck
Duck
Duck

In retrospect, buying a duck wasnt such a good idea. :frown:

 

lmao

 

[Nikamichi]

Just leash 'em and throw 'em in the yard.

 

[edro]

Owned! AFLACK!

 

[broon]

Not going to be more than a pre-appetizer.

 

[CRXican]

how cute, I want a ducky!!!

yes, I'm 21 years old

 

[yobarman]

awwwwwww that duck is crazy cute. Who doesnt want a pet DUCK!

 

[Nutdotnet]

That's awesome man...cute too...what the heck you gonna do with it?

 

[Jzero]

Teach your daughter how to say "Duck Al'Orange."

 

[Coquito]

Call me up for dinner in 4 months.

 

[BooGiMaN]

ducks crap liek there is no tommorow...parents made the same impulse buy when we were kids

 

[FoBoT]

oh no, you really didn't need a duck

 

[CVSiN]

/homer mmmm roasted duck...

raise it fatten it up cook its ass tell jr. it ran away and your havign special fried chicken for dinner..

 

[Queasy]

You know, it would be fine if the thing wasn't going to grow from a cute little duckling into a full-sized mean and nasty duck.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
That's awesome man...cute too...what the heck you gonna do with it?

I have NO EFFIN CLUE.
I have no duck food, I have no duck water, I have no duck cage. Hell, I dont even think I can keep him in the yard due to my HMA rules....

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
That's awesome man...cute too...what the heck you gonna do with it?

I have NO EFFIN CLUE.
I have no duck food, I have no duck water, I have no duck cage. Hell, I dont even think I can keep him in the yard due to my HMA rules....

House train him. And name him Howard.

 

[broon]

My neighbors used to have two ducks and clipped their wings so they couldn't fly. The ducks would stand 3 feet away from the fence and torment my dog.

 

[TipsyMcStagger]

well you could arrange some sort of accident...

Duck was cold so it took a nap in the oven?
Duck took a hot bath on the stove

 

[HardcoreRobot]

cute

too bad they poop and need food and stuff

 

[dquan97]

SOOOO cute!!!!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
cute

too bad they poop and need food and stuff

'lots and 'lots of poop :shocked:

 

[fbrdphreak]

Don't kill the Duck!!!! Raise it & love it or give it to my gf She'll take it, tho our 4 cats might mistake it for grub... :Q

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
That's awesome man...cute too...what the heck you gonna do with it?

I have NO EFFIN CLUE.
I have no duck food, I have no duck water, I have no duck cage. Hell, I dont even think I can keep him in the yard due to my HMA rules....

They sell the feed where you bought the duck..

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
cute

too bad they poop and need food and stuff

'lots and 'lots of poop :shocked:

WRONG!
It's actually lots and lots and lots and lots and lots.

X2.

Squared.

 

[slightlyhuman]

that's freakin allsum. i serioulsy want one. i could get one, clip his wings and he could live in the pool in the backyard.

i would feed him captain crunch and name him prince albert.