Damned impulse buys

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: Specop 007
So, had to get fertilizer. Went to the Tractor Supply store, and the kid sees baby chickens and ducks. Well, she likes them, thinks there cute. I have a sudden urge for roasted duck.
What happens?
Goddamned impulse buys.

Duck
Duck
Duck

In retrospect, buying a duck wasnt such a good idea. :frown:

GOOSE!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:|

<---- gooses Goosemaster

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
I have 3 tarantulas and a scorpion. You pet isn't nearly as strange. However, my arachnids are uber-easy to take care of (and don't crap everywhere).

Plus, don't girls like cute fuzzy ducklings? You should pretend to be blind and have a seeing eye duck.

It actually is rather strange, considering I live smack in the heart of the 'burbs. Not too many ducks or chickens out here in the Badlands of the 'Burbs.

 

Duck blood soup.

 

[Hammerhead]

Here's what you do:

1. Take a bunch of cute duck pictures.

2. Post them on a saveducky.com (like savetoby.com) site and make $20,000

3. Paypal me 20% of your earnings for thinking of this idea.

I bet it would work.

 

[tami]

that's awesome!

now you just need a llama

😀

 

[EyeMWing]

Have an NES? Make sure the duck knows who's boss by having it sit in on a few duckhunt sessions.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Hammerhead
Here's what you do:

1. Take a bunch of cute duck pictures.

2. Post them on a saveducky.com (like savetoby.com) site and make $20,000

3. Paypal me 20% of your earnings for thinking of this idea.

I bet it would work.

Pure genius. :Q

 

[shuan24]

is it me or does it look "asian"? lol

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: tami
that's awesome!

now you just need a llama

😀

And name it Tina. 😉

 

[Biggerhammer]

:music: Oh, do be kind to your web-footed friends! :music:

Seriously, if you can make it work your daughter will learn quite a lot more about ducks- and wildlife, ecology and responsibility- than many her age will get the chance to.

 

[Argo]

Are you Joey Tribiani?

 

[jadinolf]

Too bad you didn't get it a companion.

 

[psebas]

LOL :laugh:

this post just made my day.

have fun with the duck, name it Donald ( or in case him is a she Daisy ) .

i'm still smiling a.... duck????? a spider is ok, a scorpion , a lizard still ok , hell even a snake is ok, but a duck?? and in an impulse?? a duck??

where are you going to keep him??

my advice ... get a cat :Q right now and take a good look at that manual that somebody posted here...

have fun

... a duck...

 

[Sunbird]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: tami
that's awesome!

now you just need a llama

😀

And name it Tina. 😉

And feed it some ham. 😉

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Argo
Are you Joey Tribiani?

And did he name it Jasmine?

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: Argo
Are you Joey Tribiani?

haha. my first thought as well 🙂

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: Specop 007
So, had to get fertilizer. Went to the Tractor Supply store, and the kid sees baby chickens and ducks. Well, she likes them, thinks there cute. I have a sudden urge for roasted duck.
What happens?
Goddamned impulse buys.

Duck
Duck
Duck

In retrospect, buying a duck wasnt such a good idea. :frown:

GOOSE!

/me runs around in a circle waving arms frantically.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Banana

Originally posted by: Ramma2
Wow, you're screwed. Read this site:

http://www.turtlecare.net/duck.htm

My advice after reading this.... mr duckie runs away.. TONIGHT.

"If your duck is small, he or she (you won't be able to determine the gender
until your animal is much older) will attach to you, the primary care taker
in a simple relationship. You will substitute as mother, sibling, and lover
through the animal's lifetime. The animal will love you, trust you, and, if
a male, bite you for love and bite you to establish dominance. You will learn to
wear boots, laugh at blue spots on your arms, and love the feeling of feathers
in your arms. Females are a bit gentler."

Kinky!

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole duck.

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Banana

Originally posted by: Ramma2
Wow, you're screwed. Read this site:

http://www.turtlecare.net/duck.htm

My advice after reading this.... mr duckie runs away.. TONIGHT.

"If your duck is small, he or she (you won't be able to determine the gender
until your animal is much older) will attach to you, the primary care taker
in a simple relationship. You will substitute as mother, sibling, and lover
through the animal's lifetime. The animal will love you, trust you, and, if
a male, bite you for love and bite you to establish dominance. You will learn to
wear boots, laugh at blue spots on your arms, and love the feeling of feathers
in your arms. Females are a bit gentler."

Kinky!

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole duck.

:Q

 

[Adul]

LOL 😀

 

[eakers]

time to get a kiddy pool i suppose

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: psebas
LOL :laugh:

this post just made my day.

have fun with the duck, name it Donald ( or in case him is a she Daisy ) .

i'm still smiling a.... duck????? a spider is ok, a scorpion , a lizard still ok , hell even a snake is ok, but a duck?? and in an impulse?? a duck??

where are you going to keep him??

my advice ... get a cat :Q right now and take a good look at that manual that somebody posted here...

have fun

... a duck...

Did somebody say SPIDER!?!?

 

[Mr N8]

Force feed that thing corn all day long, and then make yourself some Foie Gras. 😉

 

[preslove]

Build a pond for it.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Banana

Originally posted by: Ramma2
Wow, you're screwed. Read this site:

http://www.turtlecare.net/duck.htm

My advice after reading this.... mr duckie runs away.. TONIGHT.

"If your duck is small, he or she (you won't be able to determine the gender
until your animal is much older) will attach to you, the primary care taker
in a simple relationship. You will substitute as mother, sibling, and lover
through the animal's lifetime. The animal will love you, trust you, and, if
a male, bite you for love and bite you to establish dominance. You will learn to
wear boots, laugh at blue spots on your arms, and love the feeling of feathers
in your arms. Females are a bit gentler."

Kinky!

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole duck.

:Q