Damned impulse buys

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
That's awesome man...cute too...what the heck you gonna do with it?

"I will Hug him and squeeze him and call him George"

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
That's awesome man...cute too...what the heck you gonna do with it?

I have NO EFFIN CLUE.
I have no duck food, I have no duck water, I have no duck cage. Hell, I dont even think I can keep him in the yard due to my HMA rules.... 😕

Well, as you know Ducks eat for free at subway. /I still miss Mitch/

Honestly a ducks can make decent pet. My neighbors had one as well and it would come over when my mom was working in the garden. My mom loved him because he would eat all the slugs.

 

[DainBramaged]

I started looking at the pictures and for some reason I just laughed. Good luck!

 

[conjur]

Teach it to say AFLAC

 

[desteffy]

ROFL

that suck is so cute

how random

 

[James3shin]

That is HELLA AWESOME!!! Keep the duck!!!

 

[Baked]

Treat it well, make it grow to 25 lbs., kill it, dinner is served.

 

[Ramma2]

Wow, you're screwed. Read this site:

http://www.turtlecare.net/duck.htm

My advice after reading this.... mr duckie runs away.. TONIGHT.

 

[Piobaireachd]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
That's awesome man...cute too...what the heck you gonna do with it?

I have NO EFFIN CLUE.
I have no duck food, I have no duck water, I have no duck cage. Hell, I dont even think I can keep him in the yard due to my HMA rules.... 😕

Yup, that's a problem. Ducks are neat and they keep the back yard pretty free of insect pests. But, they need plenty of room, water, and food. I think I'd donate it to a petting zoo or something like that.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
So, had to get fertilizer. Went to the Tractor Supply store, and the kid sees baby chickens and ducks. Well, she likes them, thinks there cute. I have a sudden urge for roasted duck.
What happens?
Goddamned impulse buys.

Duck
Duck
Duck

In retrospect, buying a duck wasnt such a good idea. :frown:

GOOSE!

 

[sygyzy]

Are you going to make the duck it's own BOB?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Make sure you keep it in a warm place until it's started to get it's adult colors. And you'll probably want to make a pen for it outside, it has to be able to move around. They'll be great in the garden, they'll dig up all the bugs. You might have to clip the wings (cut back the feathers) to keep it from flying off.

<-- raised chickens, turkeys, and ducks.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: Specop 007
So, had to get fertilizer. Went to the Tractor Supply store, and the kid sees baby chickens and ducks. Well, she likes them, thinks there cute. I have a sudden urge for roasted duck.
What happens?
Goddamned impulse buys.

Duck
Duck
Duck

In retrospect, buying a duck wasnt such a good idea. :frown:

GOOSE!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[czech09]

Hahaha cool duck. I have impulsive buys too but they usually consist of computer hardware.

 

[RbSX]

mmmm duk duk duk

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
So, had to get fertilizer. Went to the Tractor Supply store, and the kid sees baby chickens and ducks. Well, she likes them, thinks there cute. I have a sudden urge for roasted duck.
What happens?
Goddamned impulse buys.

Duck
Duck
Duck

In retrospect, buying a duck wasnt such a good idea. :frown:

HAHAHAHA LMAO

 

[xSkyDrAx]

lol pwnd

cute duck btw

 

[CraigRT]

adorable!!

 

[davew0670]

they ate some ducks on survior last night.

 

[RaiderJ]

I have 3 tarantulas and a scorpion. You pet isn't nearly as strange. However, my arachnids are uber-easy to take care of (and don't crap everywhere).

Plus, don't girls like cute fuzzy ducklings? You should pretend to be blind and have a seeing eye duck.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: Specop 007
So, had to get fertilizer. Went to the Tractor Supply store, and the kid sees baby chickens and ducks. Well, she likes them, thinks there cute. I have a sudden urge for roasted duck.
What happens?
Goddamned impulse buys.

Duck
Duck
Duck

In retrospect, buying a duck wasnt such a good idea. :frown:

GOOSE!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:|

 

[Al Neri]

get your zapper and pooch and play a fun game of duck hunt.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

lol what a buy.

roasted duck eh? i bet when the time comes, you wont have the nerve to do it.

its so cuuuuute! (yeah thats right, cute. and im a 20 yr old insecure male.)

 

[Kadarin]

I hereby nominate this as the thread of the day 🙂

:thumbsup:

 

[Banana]

Originally posted by: Ramma2
Wow, you're screwed. Read this site:

http://www.turtlecare.net/duck.htm

My advice after reading this.... mr duckie runs away.. TONIGHT.

"If your duck is small, he or she (you won't be able to determine the gender
until your animal is much older) will attach to you, the primary care taker
in a simple relationship. You will substitute as mother, sibling, and lover
through the animal's lifetime. The animal will love you, trust you, and, if
a male, bite you for love and bite you to establish dominance. You will learn to
wear boots, laugh at blue spots on your arms, and love the feeling of feathers
in your arms. Females are a bit gentler."

Kinky!