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This is the new thing
http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/2013/09/chipotle_tests_out_a_new_vegan.php
It's really good, don't judge it until you've tried it.
Beans are disgusting, Chipotle sucks, since Chipotle isn't real Mexican food is it safe for me to assume the beans served there are whole and not re-fried? Whole beans in Mexican food's absolute bullshit. I go to Chipotle like once every 3 years when I'm hungry and it's the only thing around where I'm at. And without fail it's always the same thing, a place packed with absolutely clueless Caucasian people who think it's some of the greatest food on the planet.
Isn't Chipotle the place that no longer cooks their beans in Lard because Vegetarians were having a hissy fit? Jesus that place needs to be shut down.
Uhhhhhhhhh
the foodies are getting kinda violent.
Have you been eating too many pesticides bro?![]()
I'm not a Foodie at all, I hate those bitches. I perticularly hate Chipotle because the lines are stupid long, the food has almost no flavor and it's way over priced. See Taco Bell doesn't try to pass itself off as this great Mexican food like Chipotle does. I perticularly don't understand how their burritos rank top 5 in the country for sodium content, but they still have such little flavor. Even if it's an over-salty shit taste, there should be SOMETHING there. When you pack more sodium in a burrito than a quad Baconator from Wendy's has and your shit's still bland? You should kill yourself.
My absolute biggest issue with Chipotle though is they fucked up the Rice. Mexican Rice is possibly the most difficult thing on the planet to fuck up. Rice + tomato + garlic + cumin. \I remember ordering rice there the 1st time and being greeted by some white rice with fucking Cilantro & lime in it. I remember taking it back to the counter and asking for Mexican rice to go with my Mexican Food. The joke was on me though, because that was their Mexican rice, and after I went back to my table and took a bite of the Burrito I realized I wasn't even eating Mexican food. So the rice not being close to right was kind of fitting actually. Hell even the Americanized Taco Bell's able to get Mexican Rice right. When you fuck up Mexican rice you should just kill yourself. Even that horrible abomination of food they call Tex-Mex doesn't fuck up rice like this.
I've always found it ass backwards that Chipotle considers the lack of options to be plus. Where I live there's another burrito chain that absolutely shoves Chipotle's face in the mud with their better flavor, better ingredients, and way more options.
oh well, at least they still taste better than those flavorless black beans.
Beans are disgusting, Chipotle sucks, since Chipotle isn't real Mexican food is it safe for me to assume the beans served there are whole and not re-fried? Whole beans in Mexican food's absolute bullshit. I go to Chipotle like once every 3 years when I'm hungry and it's the only thing around where I'm at. And without fail it's always the same thing, a place packed with absolutely clueless Caucasian people who think it's some of the greatest food on the planet.
Isn't Chipotle the place that no longer cooks their beans in Lard because Vegetarians were having a hissy fit? Jesus that place needs to be shut down.
As a Vegetarian, I think its great.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
black beans are the emperor of all beans
As a Vegetarian, I have no valid opinions on food.
Whole beans in Mexican food's absolute bullshit.
I hereby nominate this for best FTFY of the Year Award.