Can you get AIDS or PREGNANT from doing laundry in public laundry mats?

[Parasitic]

If case no one has mentioned, modern detergents have surfactants that strip off stained or bound stuff from the fabric, and proteases (enzymes) that can break apart proteins into peptides. If some retard did have HIV and stained his shirt, provided that he and YOU both used detergent that isn't $1/US barrel or sold from some guy in a white van chances are most of the viruses in the bloodstain will be destroyed - viruses usually have proteins as coating.

 

[BoomerD]

So is the OP saying that I may have knocked up hundreds of women over the years because I jacked off into their laundry?

 

[jaqie]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
some guy in a white van

The one down by the river?

 

[Born2bwire]

Does anyone have the link to "How Make Baby?" Maybe that'll help answer some of the OP's questions.

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Does anyone have the link to "How Make Baby?" Maybe that'll help answer some of the OP's questions.

How is babby formed?

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Does anyone have the link to "How Make Baby?" Maybe that'll help answer some of the OP's questions.

How is babby formed?

That's the most retarded shit ever.

 

[meltdown75]

As soon as you walk into a public laundromat, you die. Instantly.

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Does anyone have the link to "How Make Baby?" Maybe that'll help answer some of the OP's questions.

How is babby formed?

That's the most retarded shit ever.

LOL! :thumbsup:

"How was Babby formed?

How was babby formed?"

The cave man sounded like honest Abe. Would you by a used car from that caveman? One of those like on the Flintstones that's foot powered? Or would you buy car insurance from him? Personally, I would prefer to buy my car insurance from another reptile, but that's just me.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Does anyone have the link to "How Make Baby?" Maybe that'll help answer some of the OP's questions.

How is babby formed?

That's the most retarded shit ever.

If by retarded you mean funny as fuck, yes sir. :laugh:

 

[shabby]

I guess none of you heard of super aids? It can survive in the atmosphere for a long time...

 

[Fritzo]

You can not get AIDS from a laundry machine.

Of this, I am HIV-Positive.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: shabby
I guess none of you heard of super aids? It can survive in the atmosphere for a long time...

"Just one teaspoon of Super AIDS in your butt and you're dead in 3 years!"

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Does anyone have the link to "How Make Baby?" Maybe that'll help answer some of the OP's questions.

How is babby formed?

HAHAHAHA omg that's hilarious haha

i love the tear near the end

 

[venkman]

The post restores my faith in the public education system.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: jaqie
I'm beginning to like Perknose

he grows on you.

like fungus. :laugh:

 

[ballmode]

whoamg

 

[eits]

/facepalm

i just realized the guy called laundromats "laundry mats" in the title...

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: jaqie
I'm beginning to like Perknose

he grows on you.

like fungus. :laugh:

People say I'm high minded and cultured, but, really, most of the credit goes to the petri dish and the rest I vigorously deny.

 

[PottedMeat]

GODDAMMIT! where is the OP, we need some closure. Did he get 'the aids' or not?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
GODDAMMIT! where is the OP, we need some closure. Did he get 'the aids' or not?

He suffered a horrendous combo of dishpan hands and dryer lint, thought it was aids, then committed suicide inside an industrial dryer. Darwin wins again!

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
GODDAMMIT! where is the OP, we need some closure. Did he get 'the aids' or not?

He suffered a horrendous combo of dishpan hands and dryer lint, thought it was aids, then committed suicide inside an industrial dryer. Darwin wins again!

haha

 

[spamsk8r]

Is this the state of education in this country? Holy hell. It's *very* difficult to get AIDS without direct blood to blood contact. As far as pregnancy, that's even harder, even if she jams the clothes inside her.

This thread is a big fat fail sandwich.

 

[Soundmanred]

Originally posted by: spamsk8r
Is this the state of education in this country? Holy hell. It's *very* difficult to get AIDS without direct blood to blood contact. As far as pregnancy, that's even harder, even if she jams the clothes inside her.

This thread is a big fat fail sandwich.

That's why it ended three days ago, until you brought it back to life.
Thanks.

 

[RichardE]

Heres a kicker


What if you sit down in a public spot and theres blood there from someone you didn't notice (just a drop). Later on you wash your clothes and the virus is transfered to the rest of your clothes. You cut yourself and bam...you got aids.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: RichardE
Heres a kicker


What if you sit down in a public spot and theres blood there from someone you didn't notice (just a drop). Later on you wash your clothes and the virus is transfered to the rest of your clothes. You cut yourself and bam...you got aids.

wat

negative

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