Can someone please explain the Taylor Swift thing to me

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QueBert

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Calling Taylor a rat is okay?

But what about calling Serena a Gorilla? Will that lead to a ban?

You might be on to something except I Googled the gorilla thing and outside of a blog on widerightandnattylight.com and 1 weird youtube video I'm not seeing anything. Well outside of threads on sites I'll just say really seemed like places Spidey07 and people like Spidey hang out.

Just saying...

And while I've never heard of the site before today, my spidey senses are tingle telling me I should expect a blog about that on a site called widerightandnattylight.com. Meanwhile the Swift looking like a rat thing isn't only discover-able on sites that are clearly full of biggots.
 

dank69

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Still incorrect fool, I never said anything about her body type being perfect. So liking something now means it's automatically perfect huh? It still doesn't change the fact Swift looks like Stuart Little

I might like Serena, but at least I don't like rodents. Enjoy your Zoophilia.
Close enough for me. FWIW I think Taylor's face is average. Looks good from some angles with good lighting and makeup, so I wouldn't make her wear a bag before allowing her to touch my penis.
 
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As its been said before I'd love to see an honest picture of what all the haters have at home.
Why bash the girl just say she's not your type.
 

Anubis

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my dislike for her is not her looks, however I do feel she wears really unflattering clothing (high wasted anything).

I just really cant stand her music. now this is all personal taste but just don't like it. musically some songs are OK but most of it falls into typical top 40 drivel. Theres lots of music I don't like that I can tolerate if on, but TBH I would take no music over TS

and the new song is crap, the parts where she is singing are not that bad but its ruined by the rapper
 

Ns1

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Close enough for me. FWIW I think Taylor's face is average. Looks good from some angles with good lighting and makeup, so I wouldn't make her wear a bag before allowing her to touch my penis.

She's banging a guy that makes 200k a night. I think your penis is safe.
 

bradley

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Close enough for me. FWIW I think Taylor's face is average. Looks good from some angles with good lighting and makeup, so I wouldn't make her wear a bag before allowing her to touch my penis.

Some of you cannot be any more delusional. It really qualifies many of the other more serious 'opinions' found here. :D

And maybe it's just me, but grown men posting animated gifs of female pop stars is just a little creepy.
 

Brian Stirling

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By Hollywood or the modeling world standards TS is average at best, but by everyday standards she'd be the hot girl most any place she went.

And, as should be clear for guys like Quebert there are plenty of guys that not only are not attracted to girls like TS but actually hate the fact that girls like her get any attention at all. The rat comparison is, well, mind boggling.

Given a choice between Nina Agdal and TS I'd take Nina 10/10 times, but I'd find it hard to say no to TS in Nina's absence.


Brian
 
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One thing I find funny about TS is remember how she used to dress real frumpy until Joan Rivers made fun of the frumpiness then TS started to sexy her wardrobe up.
 
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She is very pretty but her music about her ex lovers soon starts to be a bore (for me at least).
But as long as you got Mr Bigshot behind you, it does not matter much. Playtime and advertising. And a singer being expressive/angry about being forsaken in love is very appealing for youngsters... Especially young girls after their first usually impossible crush... Hence her popularity.
 

Imp

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One thing I find funny about TS is remember how she used to dress real frumpy until Joan Rivers made fun of the frumpiness then TS started to sexy her wardrobe up.

She overdose it nowadays. Lot of titty revealing outfits, but she's not well endowed so it doesn't look that good/hot.

And her latest tour fashions are just... She'd look hotter just wearing a suit or just pants + blouse. See here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...exy-costumes-kicks-1989-World-Tour-Tokyo.html

High-waist pants are still in. She is not a J.Lo.
 

werepossum

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Calling Taylor a rat is okay?

But what about calling Serena a Gorilla? Will that lead to a ban?
lol Social justice. All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

By Hollywood or the modeling world standards TS is average at best, but by everyday standards she'd be the hot girl most any place she went.

And, as should be clear for guys like Quebert there are plenty of guys that not only are not attracted to girls like TS but actually hate the fact that girls like her get any attention at all. The rat comparison is, well, mind boggling.

Given a choice between Nina Agdal and TS I'd take Nina 10/10 times, but I'd find it hard to say no to TS in Nina's absence.

Brian
It would be easier to say no if you remember that she makes annoying noises and will make them about you after you do her. And if you remember that any mall will have a hundred prettier girls on any given Saturday, many of whom are not perpetually emotionally stuck at 15.
 

redgtxdi

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First of all [size=+2]MAD PROPS[/size] to OP for having [size=+4]ULTRA - FRIGGIN' - MAN[/size] as his avatar!!

latest

Ultra Man > TS

Second......I don't know if anybody else was but......I was embarrassed as !$#^!#% to watch Molly Ringwald of all people up there saying that she wanted to be "in Taylor's club"!

I just about shot my TV with a gun! WTF is that??? No, Molly. Taylor should be in awe of YOUR CLUB!! You were the freaking BREAKFAST CLUB for crying outloud. Your legacy will be almost eternal. Hers will be for another handful of years or til she discovers heroin!

OMG.........I just couldn't believe my ears or eyes.

Then to see them standing there arm in arm. I just couldn't believe it. They musta' been servin' hella Koolaid back in the back!

(facepalm)

TS is "ok". Not great, but not bad. But the media world is drunk on her right now. (shrug)
 
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Brian Stirling

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lol Social justice. All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.


It would be easier to say no if you remember that she makes annoying noises and will make them about you after you do her. And if you remember that any mall will have a hundred prettier girls on any given Saturday, many of whom are not perpetually emotionally stuck at 15.


Yeah, the tendency to talk bad about past lovers is going to bite her in her small ass one of these days.

Mall ... what's a mall?


Brian
 

werepossum

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Yeah, the tendency to talk bad about past lovers is going to bite her in her small ass one of these days.

Mall ... what's a mall?


Brian
It's a big covered building where young girls go to walk around and be seen by other young girls, and older women go to transport mysterious bags. Old people walk laps through them at high speed, very much like punishment laps except the old people like to pretend they are doing them intentionally. About once every two years G-d will punish a man by making someone he loves desire something that can only be found at a mall. This is always something the man cannot imagine anyone wanting or needing. In fact, its sole defining characteristic is being one of approximately sixty-seven items not available through Amazon.
 

Paratus

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It's a big covered building where young girls go to walk around and be seen by other young girls, and older women go to transport mysterious bags. Old people walk laps through them at high speed, very much like punishment laps except the old people like to pretend they are doing them intentionally. About once every two years G-d will punish a man by making someone he loves desire something that can only be found at a mall. This is always something the man cannot imagine anyone wanting or needing. In fact, its sole defining characteristic is being one of approximately sixty-seven items not available through Amazon.

Leslie Nielson said:
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But that's not important right now

:D
 

Mayne

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The fact there isn't an appreciation Taylor Swift thread is what confuses me.
 

Muse

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Gee, I hear about her, don't think I've ever seen her or heard her.
 

WelshBloke

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Changed my mind about her. Her voice fucking sucks.

My niece (6yo) came to visit and NEEDED to have TSs CD on heavy rotation in the car.

Her voice is really, really dull, she has no range, no power, very little emotion to it. She really is a really crappy singer even for a teen pop star.

I pulled drivers privilege and made her listen to kraftwerk and can for several hours.

Oh yes there were tears.