Can someone please explain the Taylor Swift thing to me

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Sephire

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New song, new video, Taylor angry sex with Karlie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo

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QueBert

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That song and video are FUCKING AWFUL, even for Taylor standards which are already about as low as you can get. And is this is going to get 100 million views and probably be #1 on the charts.

FUCK what music has become.
 

Blanky

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TS is actually an excellent singer And can do do so without auto tune. She has a large number of very good songs and the fact she is pretty and not a filthy whore allows her to be attractive not only to young girls but also tolerated by their parents.
 

Pacfanweb

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TS is actually an excellent singer And can do do so without auto tune. She has a large number of very good songs and the fact she is pretty and not a filthy whore allows her to be attractive not only to young girls but also tolerated by their parents.

She is absolutely not an "excellent" singer. She is passable at best, terrible at worst.
 

WelshBloke

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...And can do do so without auto tune...

The lack of excessive amounts of auto tune is definitely a plus for her.
Its not like she isn't using any however and her voice is still processed to all my fuck though.
 

BoberFett

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Her music is mostly typical mainstream pop, so basically crap.

But I would do dirty, dirty things to that girl... She's a gorgeous, tall, thin blonde. What's not to get?
 

Imp

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That song and video are FUCKING AWFUL, even for Taylor standards which are already about as low as you can get. And is this is going to get 100 million views and probably be #1 on the charts.

FUCK what music has become.

That's the one song, aside from Welcome to New York, that I usually skip on the album.
 

Brian Stirling

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There are very few pop stars with much vocal talent and certainly few with any vocal power. It does appear she needs less help staying on key and that's something many other pop stars can't manage without Autotune.

But, the main factor in her success is that she is young and very pretty. She is quite smart and manages her image very well. There are very few performers that can appeal to adults while still being able to hold onto a devoted teen/tween fan base.

There are many with less vocal talent and many with more -- vocal talent isn't the thing that makes or brakes her.

She may have modest sized breasts and a white girl ass but those qualities don't seem to limit other pretty white girls when it comes to being lusted after by men and women of all races. Her best feature is her legs and I would not mind having those long stems wrapped around me. Not the most beautiful girl there is by any stretch but if her success is largely due to her looks I find it hard to see how folks would call her unattractive.


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QueBert

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There are very few pop stars with much vocal talent and certainly few with any vocal power. It does appear she needs less help staying on key and that's something many other pop stars can't manage without Autotune.

But, the main factor in her success is that she is young and very pretty. She is quite smart and manages her image very well. There are very few performers that can appeal to adults while still being able to hold onto a devoted teen/tween fan base.

There are many with less vocal talent and many with more -- vocal talent isn't the thing that makes or brakes her.

She may have modest sized breasts and a white girl ass but those qualities don't seem to limit other pretty white girls when it comes to being lusted after by men and women of all races. Her best feature is her legs and I would not mind having those long stems wrapped around me. Not the most beautiful girl there is by any stretch but if her success is largely due to her looks I find it hard to see how folks would call her unattractive.


Brian


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I don't know if there's a disorder specifically for people who are attracted to rats. But anyone who likes her falls square into that category. If there's not that, then they have Zoophilia.
 

HomerJS

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She's pretty - but she has no ass, bewbs, hips etc. She has ok legs but sorta like a cross country runner.

On point. Pretty in a non-threatening way where some CEO can push a lot of product to WASPs

Christmas lights are pretty too but sexless.
 

Brian Stirling

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I don't know if there's a disorder specifically for people who are attracted to rats. But anyone who likes her falls square into that category. If there's not that, then they have Zoophilia.


Jesus, I almost spit out my tea when I read this.

There are a crap ton of women more attractive but comparing her to a rat???

Why not a Praying Mantis? ;):eek:

Most men prefer the athletic/slim look but a substantial percentage are pissed they even exist and prefer the, well, Anna Nicole Smith type. Would I be correct in saying you're from the later school...


Brian
 

QueBert

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Jesus, I almost spit out my tea when I read this.

There are a crap ton of women more attractive but comparing her to a rat???

Why not a Praying Mantis? ;):eek:

Most men prefer the athletic/slim look but a substantial percentage are pissed they even exist and prefer the, well, Anna Nicole Smith type. Would I be correct in saying you're from the later school...


Brian


I didn't make the picture I linked to, if you Google her looking like a rat there are tons of pics and lots of posts all over the place. So I'm not alone as far as who thinks it. I even thought it before I saw a side by side pic, which means I wasn't biased from seeing a pic. My thoughts are what initially lead to me Googling it, which lead to me discovering I fell into a decently large group of people.

As for the bold I prefer females who don't strongly resemble a rodent *shrug*
 

dank69

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Jesus, I almost spit out my tea when I read this.

There are a crap ton of women more attractive but comparing her to a rat???

Why not a Praying Mantis? ;):eek:

Most men prefer the athletic/slim look but a substantial percentage are pissed they even exist and prefer the, well, Anna Nicole Smith type. Would I be correct in saying you're from the later school...


Brian
He's the guy who thinks Serena Williams are the perfect body type.
 
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QueBert

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He's the guy who thinks Venus/Serena Williams are the perfect body type.

WRONG, Venus has an absolutely god awful body type fool! And regardless of anything I may thing, MY thoughts don't mean that Taylor doesn't look like a rodent in the face, that's proven fact multiple times over.
 

dank69

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WRONG, Venus has an absolutely god awful body type fool! And regardless of anything I may thing, MY thoughts don't mean that Taylor doesn't look like a rodent in the face, that's proven fact multiple times over.
Noted, and edited. I was going off memory.
 

QueBert

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Noted, and edited. I was going off memory.

Still incorrect fool, I never said anything about her body type being perfect. So liking something now means it's automatically perfect huh? It still doesn't change the fact Swift looks like Stuart Little

I might like Serena, but at least I don't like rodents. Enjoy your Zoophilia.