can i sue for getting slapped?

[lyssword]

this is a quality thread

 

[oiprocs]

he is 320. i doubt he gets erections anyway. if he does i don't think he can find it in the folds.

Lol

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More lol

 

[Crono]

In case no one has said it yet: how can she slap?

 

[her209]

UPDATE:

while ive been deciding what to do, her brother called me. left a few messages on my machine, calling me some nasty swear names and said i better just forget the whole thing happened.

im really kind of scared now because that guy is pretty ripped... i think im jsut gonna have to drop the whole thing D:

Ahahaha... transcription of the voicemail? You could get a double whammy.

 

[shortylickens]

This thread has potential for Epic.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

UPDATE:

while ive been deciding what to do, her brother called me. left a few messages on my machine, calling me some nasty swear names and said i better just forget the whole thing happened.

im really kind of scared now because that guy is pretty ripped... i think im jsut gonna have to drop the whole thing D:

Pussy.

 

[marvdmartian]

i was talking to this girl i know who graduated this year. her dad is really rich, got a huge fancy house, and she is telling me about her fancy graduation party and going to college in the fall. she says that shes going to study to be a nurse.

since all nurses eventually get fat, i (jokingly) say "have fun getting fat!" and what does she do? she just hauls off and slaps me! and then walks away.

now ianal but im pretty sure that this is illegal. i know for a fact that if i did it to her i would be thrown in jail. is there any way i can relatiate with a lawsuit or civil charges? i felt and still feel the emotional trauma of this event, everyone at the burger king when this happened probably hates me now. and my cheek still hurts a little where one of her fancy rings scratched it.

like i said her dad is rich and i could really use some help right now.

D: Eeeewwwww!! Keep that stuff to yourself, would you?? :sneaky:

 

[sandorski]

Open and shut case. Contact Bugatti now and they'll have a Veyron in your driveway tomorrow. Guaranteed!

 

[highland145]

You reminded me of......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2HhTFQMOEU

Love that one.

 

[brianmanahan]

Love that one.

it might be funny but anyone who has been slapped knows its very painful. i would say the girl slapped me as hard as the indian dude. plus she was wearing a big ugly ring that hit me in the jaw.

 

[piasabird]

Better get tape. Just chage her with assault. If there are no witnesses, it did not happen in the eyes of the law.

 

[WelshBloke]

1 - it was my face

2 - it didnt hurt so much as it was humiliating

And you wouldnt feel humiliated standing up in court trying to sue a woman who slapped you because you insulted her? :\

 

[brianmanahan]

And you wouldnt feel humiliated standing up in court trying to sue a woman who slapped you because you insulted her? :\

justice would trump humiliation in my eyes

 

[HamburgerBoy]

And you wouldnt feel humiliated standing up in court trying to sue a woman who slapped you because you insulted her? :\

Child rape victims often feel embarrassment and humiliation in admitting what happened to them in front of a jury as well.

 

[WelshBloke]

Child rape victims often feel embarrassment and humiliation in admitting what happened to them in front of a jury as well.

Are you equating a child rape victim and a guy that got slapped because he insulted a woman?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Are you equating a child rape victim and a guy that got slapped because he insulted a woman?

No, I'm equating your lack of empathy and humanity between two different examples of abuse.

 

[WelshBloke]

justice would trump humiliation in my eyes

OK, hopefully the press would pick it up and you could take your drive for justice into the public arena.

Everyone that you passed in the street would know that you were the guy that got slapped and his feelings hurt and they could support you or something. :sneaky:

 

[Icepick]

Update?

 

[Krazy4Real]

he is 320. i doubt he gets erections anyway. if he does i don't think he can find it in the folds.

It's Apple's new buttplug.

These two comments made the thread for me.

 

[WelshBloke]

No, I'm equating your lack of empathy and humanity between two different examples of abuse.

I have a lot of empathy and sympathy for the victims of child abuse.

Not so much for a fully grown man that insults a woman in public.

 

[BudAshes]

No, I'm equating your lack of empathy and humanity between two different examples of abuse.

In a thread full of funny I think this was the highlight.

Just sue atot for making fun of your pomes. I bet the abuse you've received here could make you more than a slap from a girl.

 

[surfsatwerk]

it might be funny but anyone who has been slapped knows its very painful. i would say the girl slapped me as hard as the indian dude. plus she was wearing a big ugly ring that hit me in the jaw.

You are sans testicles.

 

[Childs]

lol You going to sue for the emotional distress of being slapped? If I was the defendants father I would give you money, just enough to tattoo bitch on your forehead.

And if your going to talk sh1t you need to work on your reaction time. You should be able to laugh in someones face and duck a punch or slap as soon as you see the wind up.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

You should sue you dad for not passing on the genes required for balls.

 

[Lithium381]

assault = assault
and battery in this case as well
/thread

words can be had but the moment it turns physical, the person initiating contact is wrong. I'd press charges, though i doubt i'd "SUE"