can i sue for getting slapped?

[CZroe]

you know, sometimes my brain switches slyables

I can relatiate, but I have my dyxlesia under control... mostly.

 

[slightlyhuman]

You're a pussy.

 

[waffleironhead]

she is still in school and the last i saw her on facebook, she's about the same size

i think it doesn't kick in until they graduate and start working

I expect updates, with before and after pics. For science!

 

[disappoint]

you know, sometimes my brain switches slyables

she is still in school and the last i saw her on facebook, she's about the same size

i think it doesn't kick in until they graduate and start working

So you still think all nurses get fat? I'm not surprised that slap taught you nothing, but that's hilarious.

Why would you think all nurses get fat? Something you observed?

 

[Ruptga]

So you still think all nurses get fat? I'm not surprised that slap taught you nothing, but that's hilarious.

Why would you think all nurses get fat? Something you observed?

Nurses are well known for generally being large chain smokers. It has a lot to do with their long and unpredictable hours and low pay. Both are serious sources of stress, so they tend to overeat and smoke in order to cope. What rock have you been under that you've never heard of this before?

 

[disappoint]

Nurses are well known for generally being large chain smokers. It has a lot to do with their long and unpredictable hours and low pay. Both are serious sources of stress, so they tend to overeat and smoke in order to cope. What rock have you been under that you've never heard of this before?

Seriously?

 

[Ruptga]

Seriously?

Really really

 

[OverVolt]

Seriously?

To be fair anecdotally I can back him up. There are a bunch of nurses at the hospital who sneak out on nightshift and chain smoke.

 

[Ruptga]

aww, now I feel a little bad for being so mean to you in that other thread.

 

[disappoint]

The theist isn't doing you any favors backing you up.

At least where I am, most nurses are not fat nor chain smokers.

My point is you shouldn't generalize.

 

[Ruptga]

True generalizations are too useful to toss out merely on principle. Of course we have to recognize their limitations, lest we make asses out of ourselves... Brian. But they are pretty handy.

 

[crashtech]

Derp.

 

[werepossum]

My neighbor is a nurse in her early sixties and she's still built like a brick shithouse. Is a chain smoker though; thirty years in the emergency room will stress you out.

The correct response to being slapped is to say "Ooh, yeah. Now call me names and make me write bad checks!"

 

[Black Octagon]

So when do we get to see this play out on Judge Judy?

 

[disappoint]

Manahan: Hello Jacoby and Meyers? How can I sue? How can I sue?
Jacoby and Meyers: How can you sue? How can you sue? HOW CAN SHE SUE YOU BLOODY BASTARD! BRING YOUR SISTER AND MOTHER YOU INBRED POS!
Manahan: What the... you white knight fuckers!!!

 

[ch33zw1z]

she is still in school and the last i saw her on facebook, she's about the same size

i think it doesn't kick in until they graduate and start working

lol. i think that's a gross generalization. but, if you look at a nurses schedule...i'm not surprised they get fat.

 

[BD231]

Its true, most nurses get fat ... although that's only something a total dick would say to a nurse.

I was slapped only once. She came up to me one day in a crowded store and said " hey, remember that time???? " ...SLAP. I truly did not remember " that time " but the line and slap was so perfectly delivered I couldn't help but start laughing. That's when she started punching and kicking, her friends pulled her off then explained to me she got smashed at some college party we were hosting and I had to kick her out.

 

[Red Squirrel]

You are in Murika, you can sue for anything! Enjoy the millions. :awe: