Button-fly jeans...

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Platypus
Can anyone answer whether they use button fly jeans without pissing like a 4th grader?

i don't pull my pants down my ass, no. i'm just opening the fly, not taking the things off.

But, do you open your waist button/undo your belt?

yes and yes. that's the main difference.

 

[Platypus]

lol, I'm not getting into a heated argument, I'm honestly extremely curious learning about this entire subculture of urination

ElFenix, why is there a fly on overalls?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Platypus
lol, I'm not getting into a heated argument, I'm honestly extremely curious learning about this entire subculture of urination

ElFenix, why is there a fly on overalls?

Ventilation.

It's just like pit-zips on a jacket. You undo the zipper to cool your armpits off.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Platypus
lol, I'm not getting into a heated argument, I'm honestly extremely curious learning about this entire subculture of urination

ElFenix, why is there a fly on overalls?

Ventilation.

It's just like pit-zips on a jacket. You undo the zipper to cool your armpits off.

lmao, you can't be serious

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Platypus
lol, I'm not getting into a heated argument, I'm honestly extremely curious learning about this entire subculture of urination

ElFenix, why is there a fly on overalls?

how else are you supposed to get some when she thinks your tractor's sexy?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Platypus
lol, I'm not getting into a heated argument, I'm honestly extremely curious learning about this entire subculture of urination

ElFenix, why is there a fly on overalls?

how else are you supposed to get some when she thinks your tractor's sexy?

I'll be your Huckleberry

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Platypus
Why do people find the need to one-up posts with this stupid ass commentary. I can get my entire fist through my jeans fly, don't even ****** tell me otherwise :roll:

Maybe you're wearing girls jeans?

Cute nickname, but you'll have it prove it later. :lips:

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Platypus
WTF.. I guess I'm in the minority here.... you guys remind of me that kid from elementary school who pulls his entire pants down just to piss, the zipper is there for a reason, so you don't have to undo everything to get your junk out of the hole.. and there's MORE than enough room even if you're Peter North to get it out.

No Drew, you're right.

Zippers are the way to go.

 

[NFS4]

How the hell can unbuttoning and buttoning back up be EASIER than zipping up and down?? HOW??? That doesn't make sense.

And I don't think I've ever caught my junk in the zipper or had a zipper on my jeans/khakis/dress pants ever fail. Now granted, I had zippers fail on jackets or bags from time to time, but never on pants.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Zippers = :thumbsup:
Buttons = :thumbsdown:

 

[imported_karen]

I have button fly jeans! and Yah... they are annoying.

 

[Steve]

I used to have a pair (that were white, incidentally) but I haven't owned or worn denim jeans in several years.

 

[Howard]

If I'm wearing a shirt, I'm not going to want to tuck it in again after I'm done.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: sm8000
I used to have a pair (that were white, incidentally) but I haven't been able to fit in denim jeans in several years.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: sm8000
I used to have a pair (that were white, incidentally) but I haven't been able to fit in denim jeans in several years.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
I'm so confused, how do we have so many AT'ers who unbuckle a belt and everything involved when they piss? Why not just unzip the damn thing, whip it out, let freedom ring, tuck away the snake, zip up, and leave?

When your balls finally drop you'll learn how to use the restroom correctly.

Why is his way incorrect? They put holes in the front of underwear so you can piss without pulling them down. The way he does it seems normal to me. I don't always do it that way, but it is easier than untucking, unbuckling, etc.

 

[SmoochyTX]

This was a fun thread to read!

 

[mwtgg]

My god, I hope you "I don't know how to piss correctly" retards don't have any male children that survive.

 

[nageov3t]

button fly = girls jeans.

I had to wear a pair once... super uncomfortable.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Platypus
But, do you open your waist button/undo your belt?

yes, you have to.

Well, you've gone that far, you might as well sit down like a woman. Leave urinating upright to the big boys.

 

[Fike]

wearing button fly pants is just good common sense....especially if you free-ball.

What man in his right minds wants METAL TEETH near their crotch?


I don't pay any attention to how much time other men spend working with their pants at the urinal, so I don't worry about others looking at me buttoning up my pants for 4 seconds longer.

 

[loup garou]

I have a couple of pair of button flies. Once they're properly broken in, I can open them from the second to topmost button to the bottom easily (no belt removal nonsense). Buttoning up is a bit more of a pain than a zipper, but hey, I like the way the jeans look, I can live with it. Although I accidentally packed a pair for Mardi Gras this year, that was a BAD IDEA.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Oh, I used to dream about 5 button pants. Spend some time in the navy wearing THESE and you'll get the hang of 501s in no time. Nothing like being in a hurry to take a leak and have to deal with 13 buttons.

Funny. I was gonna mention 13 button pants.

501s are like safety pants. You'll never do the franks and beans thing ala "something about mary".

 

[dennilfloss]

My black Levi's have buttons.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer
Why not go with the velcro?

Velcro + bush = bad combo.