Button-fly jeans...

[Platypus]

How is it even possible to zip yourself into a zipper, you'd have to be absolutely ****** retarded or impatient. It'd be like watching yourself slam your hand into a door and doing nothing about it.

 

[exdeath]

Originally posted by: akubi
it's so you can go commando without worrying about zipping up your nutsack/weiner

LOL

 

[Fike]

Originally posted by: Platypus
How is it even possible to zip yourself into a zipper, you'd have to be absolutely ****** retarded or impatient. It'd be like watching yourself slam your hand into a door and doing nothing about it.

The same way you can...
...hit your thumb with a hammer
...lock your keys in the car
...burn your mouth on hot food
...cut yourself shaving
...stub your toe
...have a car accident

I will admit that I have done it once, although not that badly. It really sucks. I think it is mostly a hazard of free-balling. But once you get acustomed to freeballing, you will never let the boys be cooped up in a sweaty little bag ever again.

I never did understand the compulsion to wear underwear anyway.

 

[Platypus]

Some of those are different.. when you're working with such delicate equipment, it's almost impossible to zip yourself if you wear underwear. I can understand if you don't.

I've only done it once and it was because I was being impatient.. it only takes once to make sure you never do it again.

 

[Ryan]

lol Drewdle - A thread devoted to button up jeans

 

[Platypus]

Yeah.. kind of weird how it spiraled into a study on modern male uriniation but I disgress

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Platypus
Yeah.. kind of weird how it spiraled into a study on modern male uriniation but I disgress

But I can relate....which is why I donated the only pair of button-fly pants I've bought to Goodwill. Now the poor can bear that hardship

 

[JS80]

this is why i refuse to wear eurotrash diesel

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: JS80
this is why i refuse to where eurotrash diesel

Do you how them or why them instead?

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: JS80
this is why i refuse to where eurotrash diesel

Do you how them or why them instead?

damn you.

seriously, button fly takes forever to button up. i tried it on once and I just gave up.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: JS80
this is why i refuse to where eurotrash diesel

Do you how them or why them instead?

damn you.

seriously, button fly takes forever to button up. i tried it on once and I just gave up.

So you just walked around with your wang out or peed your pants?

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: JS80
this is why i refuse to where eurotrash diesel

Do you how them or why them instead?

damn you.

seriously, button fly takes forever to button up. i tried it on once and I just gave up.

So you just walked around with your wang out or peed your pants?

rock out with your......

 

[zinfamous]

They seem to look much nicer on the ladies. ....I don't imagine the button fly as a dude thing..

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
They seem to look much nicer on the ladies. ....I don't imagine the button fly as a dude thing..

yea, imagine after taking a piss you take 2 minutes to button that shvt up. girls have stalls to take all their time.

 

[Platypus]

haha, back from the dead?

 

[blakeatwork]

I miss my button fly jeans... had a few good pairs that i just never replaced..

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Platypus
haha, back from the dead?

my fault, I guess...I'm generally late to the party

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Platypus
haha, back from the dead?

my fault, I guess...I'm generally late to the party

You're too busy trying to button up your pants.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Platypus
haha, back from the dead?

my fault, I guess...I'm generally late to the party

You're too busy trying to button up your pants.

not me: metal teeth, tyvm

 

[EngenZerO]

all my reuhl jeans are button fly... i love them... wouldnt trade them in for any other pair of jeans with a zipper...

 

[w00t]

I like em wearing some right now actually more than the zipper

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: w00t
I like em wearing some right now actually more than the zipper

psssh, back in the 80s nobody had a "zipper fly". It was all about the button-fly.

See, with a zipper you had to actually work to get her pants off. With a button-fly all you had to do was undue the top button and PULL. She would giggle and you would get to work.

 

[Farbio]

yea, once you've done the drunk button up the fly missing a button, you won't do it again!

zipper forever!

 

[topslop1]

Women think that they're sexy, plus its fun to watch them struggle to get them off =D

 

[OpenThirdEye]

I owned one pair of button-fly jeans a few years ago... I don't think I'll buy another pair ever again. Drunk + button fly == no fun