I shall take it upon myself to once again translate the native language of the poster below into English. My previous effort can be located here:
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?p=29028601#post29028601
yo i dont get this movie, so da white brah let his boyz get cut up an shit so he get a nice crib in forest? o an also to bang dat blue monkey girl? also y he gotta copy star war an have blue ewok beat human with like shit dat dont make sense like with stick and rocks, avatar peeps shoulda gotten magic an broom make it like harry potter vs robot
Sirs,
It is with some urgency that I request clarification regarding the recent cinematic endeavor of one, James Cameron, dubiously christened "Avatar." Allow me to set forth the following musings, and I shall await your responses in kind.
At first blush, our young but tested and woefully tried protagonist appears to have "gone native" as some academians might conclude, for naught but to acquire a position of power and respect among the planet's technologically inferior (though perhaps a hasty and myopic generalization that, given the biological networking capabilities nigh beyond the comprehension of the transplanted human population) indiginous people.
Of course, such lofty goals are not transparent and are indubitably aided by the hero's physical attraction (no doubt hormonally triggered to overcome the barrier of interspecies attraction otherwise lacking in presence) to the maritally available offspring of the native tribe's headmaster and shaman mistress. I humbly submit however, that attendant to obtaining stature within the Na'vi community by securing lifetime bonding with his female counterpart, our young marine may perhaps also recognize the particular devastation to be wrought by his former compatriots in their quest for intergalactic consortium?
Now, one might assume such aspirations of rebellion are doomed to fruitlessness at their very inception given the array of might with which they are confronted. But in studying the issue from a strategic tact however, analogous comparisons may be drawn to the Battle of Endor from which the indigenous tribe did in fact defeat forces superior to them in hardware, technology and resources, albeit with the aid of insurgents of their own. So unlikely as victory might appear, possibility itself is a notion one should not treat as cavalier, else one should prepare to be disabused, expeditiously.
Lest we forget the words of a master, "technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic". Given Pandora's self-aware biosphere's ultimate global retaliation to man-kind's un-kind visitation upon her people, the invaders themselves facing such onslought might indeed have stared in wonder and awe even as they were struck down by the seemingly organized and directed local fauna, "what magical devilry is this?"